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  1. Separate, they're ok. But I don't like feeling cold, shivering, and sweating at the same time. There you have it: another nugget 'o me.
  2. We embark on another ten years without an easy nickname. Happy... what? Tens? I've got aught.
  3. Catalyst of a conversation: Beth asks Disney Animal Kingdom employee the dreaded question: "what do you think of the theory of evolution?"
  4. Deep discussion night with the girl: meaning & implications of self awareness, evolution,brain physiology, and how we measure intelligence
  5. When policy makers still refer to software diskettes (in the context of computer "acceptable use"), in this decade, we're all doomed.
  6. At the sight of Lego Indiana Jones 2, Adam swoons.
  7. As plans evolve, become more complex, a cry rises just above chaos: "Please don't let me become another Christmas statistic!"
  8. I'm nervous about the software update I just sent out to be chewed, and swallowed statewide. My nervous system wasn't built for attention
  9. Lord, deliver me from sin. There's a Dell sitting in my den.
  10. Woman arrested for playing kickball with her cheating husband. I think it ought to be one of the terms of a divorce: more trips to the plate
  11. @onebluemarble makes me thankful my heatpump can keep up with the mild, cool temps of FL.
  12. I found something but it wasn't the last place I looked. I was trying to find something else too.
  13. @tempestinteacup better. Turned out to be a mini-stroke (clot resolved itself). He's still a little wobbly on his feet and tired, but ok.
  14. Worried about Cheryl's dad. They think he had a stroke. They're at the ER now.
  15. Climbing back out of the hole.
  16. Got my first "Save Christmas" email at work today... the new sign the season's started.
  17. Theology at 5: Adam, attending Catholic Pre-K, asks his Lutheran father why he doesn't pray to Mary. Long discussion ensues - in my head.
  18. @tempestinteacup a certain 1998 gold Saturn brings up a lot of bad memories - most of them in a service department, or dead in the driveway.
  19. You may only live once, but some of us have to deal with the crap you leave behind.
  20. A big reason why we moved - I learned first hand: http://tinyurl.com/yfzscbv