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  1. Is a little tired of judges with a flair for imprecise language, particularly on matters with a very narrow scope.4:54 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  2. @tempestinteacup I hear top designers in Europe are working on a chic haz-mat suit for a special late-fall collection as we speak.5:09 AM Nov 5th from Tweetie in reply to tempestinteacup
  3. When work hurts... http://yfrog.com/0kbwqkj4:34 AM Nov 4th from Tweetie
  4. I don't care what they say, I miss you caffeine. Please. Come back.7:22 AM Nov 3rd from Tweetie
  5. @boopany maybe it's just that I haven't eaten yet, but pumpkin chocolate chip sounds really good.5:20 AM Nov 1st from Tweetie in reply to boopany
  6. "Berry Smoothie" - 900 mL barium sulfate suspension... breakfast of champions!4:36 AM Oct 30th from Tweetie
  7. My doctor wants a scan with contrast. My health insurance doesn't want the contrast. I want to laugh at something that isn't really funny.6:33 AM Oct 29th from Tweetie
  8. Middle squeeze toothpaste people will now have their own tube. Don't ask me for help getting the last bit. I will no longer be an enabler.5:58 PM Oct 23rd from Tweetie
  9. Will pay $$,$$$ for working sinuses.12:38 PM Oct 23rd from Tweetie
  10. @sueusidols I don't know if it's a stew exactly, but I made a spicy pumpkin/coconut milk/black bean dish that everyone but me hated.12:34 PM Oct 23rd from Tweetie in reply to sueusidols
  11. Multitasking, I walk the house, toothbrush seeing action. Mix-tasking, I spit into the garbage can.9:11 AM Oct 17th from Tweetie
  12. Not sure Cheryl will be impressed when she learns her new ringtone on my phone is the 'Imperial March.' Methinks it's good stuff.9:48 AM Oct 12th from Tweetie
  13. Autumn, I miss you. Call me.1:36 PM Oct 11th from Tweetie
  14. @sueusidols Was flood one of the bootlegs I sent?10:10 AM Oct 11th from Tweetie in reply to sueusidols
  15. methinks there's something (else) very wrong with me. Am I the only one who can cut himself with an electric razor?11:26 AM Oct 10th from Tweetie
  16. @atebits happy to pay for Tweetie 2, even at full price. Maybe I shouldn't admit it, but I would have paid more. Keep up the great work.11:09 AM Oct 10th from Tweetie
  17. Practicing certain Ball skilz around the house drives Cheryl crazy - face-guarding in particular. Go figure.5:53 PM Oct 9th from Tweetie
  18. Tinkering with Tweetie 25:33 PM Oct 9th from Tweetie
  19. @boopany if @sueusidols has some K-pics he needs to get scanning pronto!5:21 PM Oct 9th from Tweetie in reply to boopany
  20. My great grandfather Conner's instruments of digit destruction: http://yfrog.com/0e70nuj2:56 PM Oct 7th from Tweetie