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Justinpdrew

  1. HD is not kind to Flo The Progressive Lady. about 5 hours ago via txt
  2. CNN: "Conservative to dine with gay couple" What's next, A BLACK? about 7 hours ago via web from New York, NY
  3. A lot of vagina jokes told by women at The Grog tonight. I don't know if I'm laughing or dry-heaving. 7:17 PM May 28th via txt
  4. I CALL MY PILLOW 'THE TEARCATCHER' 2:50 PM May 28th via txt
  5. @TDanvers Definitely not me I can tell you that. 12:15 PM May 28th via txt
  6. @TDanvers Okay I remember you now, skinny dude with glasses? Google could have helped you answer that question yourself. #itwillbeonthetest 12:05 PM May 28th via web from Quincy, MA in reply to TDanvers
  7. @JGQuintel (2/2) Is there a place on your writing staff for people who can't draw? If I wanted to write a spec script for your show could I? 11:56 AM May 28th via web from Quincy, MA
  8. @JGQuintel (1/2) I read a couple interviews where you say you don't script episodes but storyboard everything and write as you go along. 11:55 AM May 28th via web from Quincy, MA
  9. Twelve girls have visited my OKCupid profile since May 1st and the hottest one turned out to be a guy. 12:58 AM May 28th via web from Quincy, MA
  10. Sometimes I want to message goth girls with tons of tattoos and piercings on OKCupid and ask "So which member of your family molested you?" 12:54 AM May 28th via web from Quincy, MA
  11. In related news, my eventual comedy album is going to be called The White Album 2. #calledit 12:36 AM May 28th via web from Quincy, MA
  12. "You want me to top the song where I spelled out the word 'bananas'? That's like making a White Album 2." -Gwen Stefani 12:34 AM May 28th via web from Quincy, MA
  13. I MUMBLED A SCREAM! 12:25 AM May 28th via web from Quincy, MA
  14. @TDanvers 1. Who are you? 2. Joe Wong, Jimmy Tingle, and Mike Donovon are all also famous. 3. Matt D, PJ Westin, and Ken Reid all should be. 1:41 PM May 26th via web from Malden, MA in reply to TDanvers
  15. Silly Rabbit, larceny is the only life you know. 1:36 PM May 26th via web from Malden, MA
  • Name Justin P. Drew
  • Location Quincy Center, MA
  • Web http://justinpdre...
  • Bio Comedian / Writer / Narcissist. Originally from Maine, moved to Boston. Available to write comedy with or about you. http://www.facebook.com/jpdcomedy
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