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A policewoman pulls over a drunk driver and says "Anything you say can and will be used against you.." The driver replies, "Breasts" :)about 2 hours agofrom Twitterrific
Tigger just threw up in bed...which in turn made Danielle throw up. Stop laughing..there is no humor in this.about 20 hours agofrom Twitterrific
If you havent seen the BBLiveShow..you HAVE to..Tonights episode KILLED! Keep up the good work @shwood9:45 PM Jul 7thfrom Twitterrific
For those not in the know..the Wii has released a sequal to Final Fantasy 2 (US)..very nostalgic:)7:00 PM Jul 6thfrom Twitterrific
My niece just informed me that when she gets old enough, she's getting a tattoo of an Eggo Waffle on her forehead. i'll hold her to it...lol1:44 PM Jul 6thfrom Twitterrific
WARNING...WARNING...ALERT...ALERT...My wife just informed me she's never even HEARD of "Drop Dead Fred" ...HOW ARE WE MARRIED?!?!?!?!?!?!?!11:44 PM Jul 5thfrom Twitterrific
The greatest skill a man can acquire in life? Learning to cook. Grilling specifically. If you cant grill a good steak...just quit life.9:15 PM Jul 4thfrom Twitterrific
Talked Danielle into watching Borat for the first time..this is a huge victory for those not in the "know"8:39 PM Jul 4thfrom Twitterrific
On that note, if anyone would like a near-full bottle of Absente..its yours for the taking6:10 PM Jul 4thfrom Twitterrific
Absente..you win. And by win i mean you are so disgusting i refuse to drink you.5:54 PM Jul 4thfrom Twitterrific
4th of July..Steaks..Potatoes..fireworks..new chaise lounge..and a knock-off of one of the worlds oldest drinks. This is a good day.4:49 PM Jul 4thfrom Twitterrific
