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  1. Now to steam my suit - and possibly some broccoli, if it'll fit in the pockets.
  2. @CM57 I'll probably take the 8-track player - the only other electronics I want (and will get) are her sewing machines.
  3. @CM57 My cousin and I are looting the house tomorrow (family sanctioned). As I remember very little, some things are very important to me.
  4. @CM57 She used to make cakes all the time, and she always put them in it - it's one of those childhood memory things. (And I have few.)
  5. @CM57 You put the cake on the platter, and there is a cover that fits down tight over it. Keeps it fresh and generally safe from whatever.
  6. I can't believe it. I found a cake safe on eBay *exactly* like Grandma's. Two of us want hers, if I can get it, we're going to split it.
  7. @CM57 No, I'm subtly suggesting that while I'd prefer to avoid them entirely, I'm not prepared for S&M jokes before she's even been buried.
  8. @CM57 Not unfortunate in the least. She was a wonderful lady.
  9. @CM57 Now that you mention it, there are a pair of shoes I'd like. My grandma did not have whips or lube. She wasn't like that.
  10. I return, cheeks intact. My cousin and I are looting the house tomorrow before the funeral.
  11. Oh God, here comes Aunt Bertha! Cover your cheeks! (Uncle Chester is here, so cover those too.)
  12. Out until sometime after 8:00. For the love of God, DM me something funny - I'll be up to my ears in Aunt Berthas all day. *sedative*
  13. @crredwards Tell him to pay extra and get the one that vibrates.
  14. @crredwards Leave it to you to want a love triangle with the weather. You, @DMEdwards, and a hurricane...
  15. @dynila (catching up) I didn't know they still had toll roads until I got 100 miles from Orlando. I was tempted to go the 2 hours around.
  16. @wildbill @octopusgrabbus (catching up) Wasps. Hornets' nets are big and round. They look like papier-mâché.
  17. @yoochild @shawnp0wers @CM57 (catching up) Call it a "Reduction Plan."
  18. @dynila It's 57° outside, and I have mine on 65°
  19. Sorry, buddy, but a 38 Short is not going to look like a 44 Long. Just isn't going to happen.
  20. When his wife brought him one, he tried it on, apparently said "Well, it doesn't look like *his* did!" and stormed out of the store. O_o