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  1. Drinkin' white wine, yellin' about the evils of farm salmon. You know how we do. about 15 hours ago from Echofon
  2. @bheater Ugh. You posted a tweet from your stupid Droid. Disgusting. about 17 hours ago from Echofon in reply to bheater
  3. "...blah blah blah recessed lighting." When are we going to talk about me? THERE WAS A BEE IN MY CAR THIS MORNING!! It was epic!!! about 21 hours ago from Echofon
  4. Unless you have a genius-level IQ with a raw sexuallity that is both terrifying and intoxicating; you probably won't understand this toot. 8:05 AM Nov 23rd from Echofon
  5. RT @Jordan_Morris: When the mythical horse's boyfriend refused to wear a condom she accidentally got pregasus. 7:41 AM Nov 23rd from web
  6. @chronicliar Get me drunk first. You are an adorable dancer, though. 6:11 PM Nov 22nd from Echofon in reply to chronicliar
  7. Hey gang, got a second? You should hop over to www.podcastawards.com and vote for @popcornmafia in the category Movies/Film. Just sayin'. 4:37 PM Nov 22nd from Echofon
  8. Huh. They don't make cards that say, "I'm sorry I called your stupid girlfriend a douchebag" with like, a kitten in a teacup. 1:45 PM Nov 22nd from Echofon
  9. Instead of my life flashing before my eyes as I take my final breath, I'd prefer a montage of all the fancy cupcakes I've ever eaten. 10:50 AM Nov 22nd from Echofon
  10. Starting a non-profit organization for people with Asperger's. Our main goal is to get the name changed to something less hilarious. 9:22 AM Nov 22nd from Echofon
  11. Every time I open a tub of hummus I shout, "mazel tov!" Because I'm ignorant. 3:26 PM Nov 21st from Echofon
  12. I don't know, I just have a feeling that Julia Roberts and I would really hit it off. I think she would "get" me. 1:54 PM Nov 21st from Echofon
  13. I'm at work on a Saturday, and no one else is here. That means crazy shit is going down. Like, I'm listening to my music WITHOUT HEADPHONES! 1:40 PM Nov 21st from Echofon
  14. ...Needless to say I'm standing around judging and messing everyone's Chakra/Shakira. 8:42 PM Nov 20th from Echofon
  15. I'm at some weird Venice party with drums and people dancing in a way that puts them in touch with nature or their bodies or whatever. 8:33 PM Nov 20th from Echofon
  16. @daveshumka I always worry that you're actually annoyed with me. Then I remember that you're just a cute dog that has learned to type. 7:00 PM Nov 20th from Echofon in reply to daveshumka
  17. @daveshumka Ugh. Weren't you supposed to be gone for TWO days?You should have specified if it was bullshit Canada time. 5:45 PM Nov 20th from Echofon in reply to daveshumka
  18. I ate an entire box of Altoids in one sitting. I know it sounds bad, but really, it's just one entry in the shame journal of my life. 11:49 AM Nov 20th from Echofon
  19. @lonelysandwich Dear Adam, I hope your crazy pills were prescribed by certified M.D., not some quack. Your pal, Alison 11:47 AM Nov 20th from Echofon in reply to lonelysandwich
  20. My dad loving or hating a guy I bring home hinges solely on whether or not his Velvet Underground t-shirt is from Urban Outfitters. 8:32 AM Nov 20th from Echofon