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  1. Hey, nice portal.
  2. If there's one thing this has taught me, it's that good fences do NOT make good neighbors!
  3. @PresidentMax Not happenin'.
  4. I always suspected Hubert would run off one day. His wanderlust was too great.
  5. We probably don't actually want to slice up someone's Respect for Living Things.
  6. @PresidentMax Why are you doing this?
  7. @PresidentMax There's a reason you're not invited to birthday parties anymore.
  8. If man does not learn from the donut box, he is doomed to repeat it.
  9. @PresidentMax Let's get cracking.
  10. Standing up all day getting you down?
  11. @PresidentMax Oh Max, your loveable reactions to the threat of violence never cease to amuse.
  12. Oh look, there's a slightly-beat-up robotic exoskeleton in the trash.
  13. @PresidentMax That was uncharacteristically lucid of you, Max.
  14. That was kind of fun!
  15. I'm very spiritual.
  16. Don't look now, but I think we just gave Bosco a billion dollars.
  17. Now we can finally confirm exactly how many different strains of bacteria live in the pickle relish.
  18. Hugh Bliss shot some kind of weird energy beam all over the planet!
  19. I almost feel bad for assuming the worst about Mr. Spatula.
  20. @PresidentMax Hey, Max, there's a donut missing. You didn't actually eat it, did you?