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  1. [Sports Funnies] Q. Why did the basketball wear a bib? A. So it wouldn't dribble. Q. How do hockey... bit.ly/k2kPXg #humor
  2. [Sports Funnies] Q. Why did the basketball wear a bib? A. So it wouldn't dribble. Q. How do hockey... bit.ly/k2kPXg #humor
  3. [Baseball Pun] Two boys were playing baseball. The pitcher threw the ball and the batter connected with... bit.ly/kIF9Ra #humor
  4. [Said In Court] Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A: Every year. Q:... bit.ly/m0aAeD #humor
  5. [Beauty Regimen] Little Johnny watched his mother spread cold cream on her face. "Why do put that st... bit.ly/m6ZG6r #humor
  6. [Department Store Pranks] Set the alarms on all the clocks in housewares. Hide in a clothing rack. A... bit.ly/l9h7Vi #humor
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  8. [Mooing Sheep] A flock of sheep were grazing in a field by the road, happily going "baa baa" to each ot... bit.ly/mjTk8x #humor
  9. [Halloween Treat] This past Halloween my brother had an unexpected guest, an old friend from high scho... bit.ly/itHwSN #humor
  10. [Halloween One Liners] Q. What does a goblin buy when he goes shopping? A. Grosseries... Q. What do... bit.ly/jEQH3v #humor
  11. [Halloween One Liners] Q. What does a goblin buy when he goes shopping? A. Grosseries... Q. What do... bit.ly/jEQH3v #humor
  12. [Bad Signs] Service Station: Eat Here and Get Gas. Office: Toilet out of order. Please use floor bel... bit.ly/ifyaSv #humor
  13. [You Need a New Fortune Teller If] ...every time you draw a card, she yells "Go Fish!" ...he looks s... bit.ly/kZVLdP #humor
  14. [Black and White] A little girl was attending a wedding for the first time, and marveled at the decorat... bit.ly/m4ik2b #humor
  15. [Too Shy] A boy had a crush on a girl at school. Every day his eyes would follow her wistfully, but he... bit.ly/m9wE5w #humor
  16. [The Catch] A man was returning home from a fishing trip. He was flying down the highway, going way too... bit.ly/leEXSC #humor
  17. [European Tour] A group of tourists was being guided through an ancient castle in Europe. "This place,"... bit.ly/lEYoe3 #humor
  18. [Emergency Housecall] A doctor answered his phone late in the evening and heard the familiar voice of a... bit.ly/lQNv68 #humor
  19. [Settling An Argument] A couple on vacation was driving their RV through Wisconsin. As they approached... bit.ly/kp5pBG #humor
  20. [Another Wrong Number] Dave was sound asleep when his wife nudged him. "The phone's ringing," she said... bit.ly/mKEejV #humor