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  1. Hey, kid on the squeaky pogo stick! Please, for the love of God, get tired of it and move onto something else!
  2. Just out from the journal "Duh." http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEA...
  3. @kenarmstrong1 Are Coco Pops like our Coco Puffs in the U.S.? I'm guessing each has a bowl's worth of sugar in it.
  4. Which reminds me, I once paid my niece $5 to throw grape gum out the window of a closed, moving car. Couldn't take it anymore.
  5. I can detect the presence of grape gum from 100 ft. That makes me sort of awesome, but also sort of gaggy. People! Grape is for kids!
  6. @thesneeze Happy Birthday, Dad! Just re-read that post. A Sneeze classic!
  7. @maniar @DaisyCurlyCat Ha! Mine is of Harley with underpants on his head. I love when my clients see it and don't know what to make of it.
  8. @JennaLS Thank you for visiting! There are plenty more stupid things like that in my blog. I put it all out there and I don't care a bit!
  9. @unfnshdrambler Awesome. We are two screwed up peas in a pod. Can you just imagine if we were married? Ev'thing would be broken in the house
  10. @Curtisgw Same here. Today should have been stricken from the calendar. I would not have missed it. Enjoy your night!
  11. @unfnshdrambler Honestly?!? Oh, thank God I'm not the only one who shouldn't get behind the wheels.
  12. Why my husband will probably never let me mow the lawn again: http://tinyurl.com/l6wt7f
  13. @MomoFali Sorry to hear he had to go to the hospital. I'm guessing he's at least familiar with the monitor? Maybe that's why he hates it?
  14. @tiggyblog @nodinsnest He was a king of sorts, wasn't he? Young, too. Hated his commercials, but he was funny on The Tonight Show last week.
  15. Billy Mays dead? http://bit.ly/T0LkJ
  16. @ShoreBookworm Got me. Sundays used to be sacred -- no noise before Noon. I don't know when that changed. Shame.
  17. Opinion Poll: Is 9AM too early on a Sunday to mow your lawn? I would like to throw a rock at my neighbor who is. Can I?
  18. @sllark I gotta get to one of those games. My sister says those races are hilarious. Yeah, bacon does always win. God made it that way.
  19. @Hebemania Thanks for writing up a hint for the hard-to-guess What's That? contest! Hope it helps: http://tinyurl.com/ltppsm
  20. @maniar Cool! I remember how my swingset almost killed me. http://tinyurl.com/nbkbmv Swingset pictured.