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Junglemonkey

  1. My Revision Process wp.me/p1Vg9K-ag
  2. Check the flowers my folks sent me for my birthday! via.me/-1frf12s
  3. Sing Out Loud, Sing Out Strong wp.me/p1Vg9K-ab
  4. For reasons I cannot explain, there's some part of me wants to hear Graceland. So I took Paul Simon on my morning constitutional. I win.
  5. I normally feel smugly superior when at the Genius Bar, but today my kid has wedged a dvd into her laptop and I feel like an idiot's mom.
  6. I didn't see the eclipse, but I did see naked people jogging. So, my retinas are burned anyway.
  7. Watched my kid in the Waldorf Medieval Games today. It was silly and she didn't take it seriously, but she had a great time.
  8. It's that special, wonderful time of year - warm, dry, clear - spontaneous nosebleed season! Don't forget your vaseline, folks.
  9. My mother is shaking lettuce leaves in some weird vegan equivalent of casting bones.
  10. You can't identify iconoclasts by what they consume. You can only identify them by what they create.
  11. Tech Raising pt 3 wp.me/p1Vg9K-a8
  12. Took the dogs and my mother for a walk in the park this morning. Mom said good morning to the humans, the doggies greeted other doggies.
  13. Let Sleeping Creatures Lie wp.me/p1VuaQ-14
  14. 3-car injury accident right outside the coffee shop where I sit. Life changes in an instant, and it's scary.
  15. Tech Raising pt 2 wp.me/p1Vg9K-a6
  16. Happy "Reason for Gringos to Drink Day" to all my drunken gringo friends. I myself had cheese and nibblies and some nice pinot grigio.
  17. Money is like children. Leave it on its own and it's likely to wander off with bad people and you'll never see it again.
  18. If I'm going to be Aunt Bea when I get old, I'd better start expanding my apron wardrobe now.
  19. Am I the only one who sees the similarity between the young Frank Sinatra and the young Don Knotts?
  20. Raising Tech pt 1 wp.me/p1Vg9K-a4