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  1. @laineybobainey Asparagus goes well (roasted w dill & vinegar), corn brings out its sweetness, & watercress w balsamic reduction & thyme.Yum 2:02 PM Aug 12th from web in reply to laineybobainey
  2. I have delicious chilli and Coraline waiting for me at home. I found my copy of Lamb. And work is over. #NoWhiningWednesday 2:06 PM Jul 22nd from web
  3. @litelysalted HA! Philly summers are the fucking WORST 6:50 AM Jul 17th from web in reply to litelysalted
  4. @JakesAlterEgo I just like the sound of the word heathen. It's such a quaint little word. 11:47 AM Jun 29th from web in reply to JakesAlterEgo
  5. @JakesAlterEgo Happy almost birthday, you heathen. 10:36 AM Jun 29th from web in reply to JakesAlterEgo
  6. Watching mj video marathon w the roommate,reliving the glory. Smooth criminal rocks my ass. 7:54 PM Jun 26th from txt
  7. Now it's bears who are moyls who eat foreskin. I hate my friends. 5:07 PM Jun 26th from txt
  8. out comes the hard liquor and therefore fisting conversations. I love my friends 5:00 PM Jun 26th from txt
  9. Discussing being attacked by jewish bears at the khyber. You're safe if you gorge on bacon 3:27 PM Jun 26th from txt
  10. What time is it? It's Khyber time. Oh beer, you hoppy little whore. 1:48 PM Jun 26th from web
  11. @prisco Keying BMW's and letting yourself get caught, tailgating with Dom Perignon, stamp collecting/flushing, purebred dogfighting 12:01 PM Jun 25th from web in reply to prisco
  12. Brainstorming the Most Expensive Hobbies with Jodie. I humbly submit diamond collecting and recreational fertility treatments. 11:10 AM Jun 25th from web
  13. @pajiba God, how I hate you all. 10:18 AM Jun 25th from web in reply to pajiba
  14. You say tomato, I say pimp. 9:00 PM Jun 24th from txt
  15. My finger is still throbbing. Potato peeler 1, Julie 0. 1:07 PM Jun 23rd from web
  16. @AnnavonB I was singing the damned boat song ALL DAY. I wanted to feed myself to the gulls. 5:32 PM Jun 21st from web in reply to AnnavonB
  17. I'm on a motherfucking BOAT!! /can't help it 10:53 AM Jun 21st from txt
  18. @Jeremy_Feist Like, he'll sue you for being employed and of a consentual age? 9:54 AM Jun 19th from web in reply to JeremyFeist
  19. I have now spilled both hot tea and a slice of pineapple on my skirt. How I survive the daily walk from the subway to work is beyond me. 12:25 PM Jun 18th from web
  20. @cjthomason Theory: You're Wakefield's son and have been Captain Stabbypants all along. I'm obviously ignoring the incest aspect w/Abby. 12:23 PM Jun 18th from web in reply to cjthomason