JuliasBrain
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A few more days of my liquids-only "invalid" diet and I will be rocking a bikini once again! (Just like my twitter profile pic, circa 2006!)
about 6 hours ago
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Is Rosie O'[redacted] in town? I could offer her a sick spin in my FERRARI, yo! Hahahahahahahahaha. It's a small ride, though. (Um, oops.)
9:47 AM Nov 23rd
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I tested for [*ark's] love interest in the FB movie. (JT and I became VERY close whilst filming the national Sony project.) Too tall. Alas.
9:38 AM Nov 23rd
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CC: My strategic friend Rand[acted] & her brother [*ark] are showering me with plenty of FB fanboys and now ... a webmercial!! So blessed!
9:37 AM Nov 23rd
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A prayer of thanksgiving: Dear lord. Thank you for all the sad lonely desperate older men who reply when I tweet/beg for attention! Amen. xo
9:22 AM Nov 23rd
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@ I know (about the books I mean)! So heavy and OVER. The boy promised his brother would get me a Kindle for xmas. He'd better!
9:10 AM Nov 23rd
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@ Fitness is important to me! Wherever I am! (Ok, haha; SO not true.) But a certain boy in LA is a fanatic. When in Rome ...
8:50 AM Nov 23rd
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Seattle! OMG! What was I thinking!? I keep getting my "towns to stalk tech boys in" all mixed up! Must be the insomnia. So tired. So tired.
7:58 AM Nov 23rd
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Oh and ps; kisses to that adorable husband of yours! Hope he's ready for an epic San Fran lipdub (and my 82 lbs of luggage! haha) xo
7:57 AM Nov 23rd
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Can't wait to move in, er, visit you bunny! Tell ur bro thanks for the gig and I'll pick up the check when I get to our, I mean, your place!
7:55 AM Nov 23rd
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My paradigm shift from bragging & bitching on a blog to trying to get a job on someone else's television project is major FAIL! Life sucks.
1:54 PM Nov 18th
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Bartenders are so lucky; they're up all nite; sleep all day. Why do I have to work during the day? I stay up at nite too. NOT FAIR!!! :(
1:52 PM Nov 18th
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Dear diary, adorable ESL FB fanboys, and loyal readers: Another day ALL.ABOUT.ME.COM! Just like yesterday, the day before, and tomorrow! xo
5:57 PM Nov 16th
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"Heeyaw, sniff, twitch, click, pffffft, scratch, bob, swipe, click. Heeyaw." The intro to my reel. (And that's how it's done bitches!)
1:17 PM Nov 13th
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To all my fans who <3 the old bikini pics I just posted: my 3-dessert, eggs, and booze diet will have me rocking the bod again in Hawaii! xo
1:14 PM Nov 13th
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Oh, God, bunny, by the way. Please command those news anchor idiots to tone it down a g.d. notch when I'm trying to sleep with the tv on. xo
12:03 PM Nov 13th
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Ahhh, waking up at 2 in the afternoon on a weekday! Just in time for breakfast! Good morning New York! You may not sleep, but I fucking do!
12:00 PM Nov 13th
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Why the fuck does [redacted] want me to go to Hawaii for, um, "a rest" so close to Thanksgiving? I <3 pumpkin pie, but it doesn't <3 me. : (
7:42 AM Nov 12th
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And I will cut a bitch if ...oh, never mind. Let's leave the past in the past. Summer of Slut? That redhead persona? Over it. God bless. xo
7:12 AM Nov 12th
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Gosh. I really <3 the Lord y'know? I want to wear an amazing outfit for church AND the hot single men there! : ) Tiara & romper? Hells yes!
7:08 AM Nov 12th
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- Name Julia's Brain
- Location Desperate Straights, Virginia
- Bio Google me! I do!
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