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  1. Congrats to Paul Hooper for winning 2nd in the Seattle Comedy Competition! facebook.com/paulhooper paulhoopercomedy.com 4:37 AM Nov 30th from Zannel
  2. is amazed that his toddler insists on sitting in the jumper she grew out of a year ago. If I could get her back in th... http://znl.me/RQE4M 4:35 PM Nov 28th from Zannel
  3. 45 min ago I clearly told my wife to make me a cup of coffee yet I just had to make it myself. Kids, marriage is confusing sometimes. 7:01 AM Nov 26th from Zannel
  4. is drunkinly navigating his way thru the rough streets of Salisbury to complete his hangover at the Salty Caper 2:45 PM Nov 25th from Zannel
  5. 2 hrs of Kempo in 1 day makes Julian a weak knee'd fag 5:28 PM Nov 24th from Zannel
  6. is not smiling. He's gritting his teeth. 4:20 PM Nov 23rd from Zannel
  7. Parties tend to end weird in our home (pic) http://znl.me/AOGKH 6:50 AM Nov 22nd from Zannel
  8. The wife appears to be having a good birthday (pic) http://znl.me/H382P 7:17 PM Nov 20th from Zannel
  9. Today is the wife's 30th birthday. Her performance this evening will determine if she gets traded for a newer model. 10:59 AM Nov 20th from Zannel
  10. Just bumped into Paula Deen at the Chicago airport. She smells like butter. 7:46 PM Nov 18th from Zannel
  11. Drinking my way thru airports for the rest of the day. Anyone know the beat place to eat at O'Hare? 12:45 PM Nov 18th from Zannel
  12. What's the dumbest thing a new parent of a toddler has ever said? I'm thinking it's, "He won't mess with anything, leave him in here." 6:26 AM Nov 18th from Zannel
  13. Airport only had 1 rental car left. I intend to get a little bang for my buck on this trip. If you're in NW Ark... (pic) http://znl.me/ZK2AV 4:39 PM Nov 17th from Zannel
  14. My only problem with these Twitter/facebook updates is sometimes I like to make people watch me ignore them 6:59 AM Nov 17th from Zannel
  15. The wife completed our meal with a version of a Paula Deen recipe I now call Fried Pumpkin Fat Cuntry Bitchcake 5:34 PM Nov 15th from Zannel
  16. My wife is too drunk to text. If I time it right... 9:43 PM Nov 13th from Zannel
  17. At home with no nanny and 4 kids. Anyone know the best way to make Percoset taste like candy? 12:41 PM Nov 12th from Zannel
  18. New nanny=WAY more free time. Shit is getting done for a change.. -Julian 2:03 PM Nov 11th from Zannel
  19. Landed in Charlotte, 30 min from the house. Flying to Greensboro, 30 min from the house, so I can drive home. In 4 ho... http://znl.me/R312X 5:48 AM Nov 8th from Zannel
  20. Is dressed, showered, and really pissed about the fact that he's on the way to the airport already. 1:59 AM Nov 8th from Zannel