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  1. What every American really needs: http://failblog.org/2009/12/14/safety-product-fail-2/
  2. @peschkaj Weird potato is a perfectly viable option. It contains vital nutrients and toxins.
  3. @peschkaj I need a giant sack of crullers!
  4. @peschkaj That's a lot of work. You should just set up a rule to do that for you.
  5. @peschkaj It is. The joke is called homeownership.
  6. @peschkaj I *NEED* a plumber, a roofer, an electrician, a carpenter...
  7. "But Macs cost too much, and Linux is too hard. And Microsoft only hits me because he loves me." http://bit.ly/542Gm
  8. @sqlagentman Where can I find this bear? My car is a bug magnet.
  9. http://twitpic.com/ebdj2 - Pure Mike
  10. @sqlagentman Are you sure it's not a goatse hummer with tossed salad?
  11. @peschkaj Wingdings!
  12. @sqlagentman 50-ish.
  13. @peschkaj ALL conferences should include free alcohol.
  14. @peschkaj Look at sys.dm_db_index_usage_stats: http://bit.ly/rFBB1
  15. @peschkaj Because overeating is a great idea! How else will you survive when the fatties have eaten all the food?
  16. @WhizzyBrine Because he's really Dr. Phil, and Oprah would never let him die.
  17. http://twitpic.com/91lzc - I am not null.
  18. @peschkaj You do not need my brie.
  19. @sqlagentman I think it means someone peed in your bottle.
  20. @action12news I just had burgers at Rib King.