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Judes_Gelate

  1. Humoristes: Engagez-moi comme scripteur & je sors une farce qui combine Boule Noire, la loi de Planck & un pénis de poney. #3personnesriront
  2. Still noemployment or writing opportunities. God either doesn't read my tweets or he hates me as much as he did that Job cunt.
  3. I wonder how many people Tom Hanks has had to sleep with then kill (then probably sleep with again) to get where he is today.
  4. The buck stops here... roverarts.com/2012/05/13359/ #ggi
  5. @sebastienbour17 Congratulations!
  6. @MarieLuneHB Je ne suis pas un fan, mais sa rage semble bien placée dans ce billet...
  7. @Pierrette222 Ommmmmmmmm... Merci! ;)
  8. Je pense que @gab_roy est comme un peu en crisse...
  9. @PacoLebel @_Celestia_ @LPRivard Celui-là me fait toujours rire... failqc.com/2010/12/nom-de…
  10. @Blacksmithpat Tel est le pouvoir de la glace italienne...
  11. @BillyTellier Heureusement, il utilise une carte à pouce pour toutes ses transactions financières...
  12. If anyone is looking for a writer/translator/Gatorade-boy, I'm your man. Just like Leonard Cohen.
  13. Si je devais choisir une job dans laquelle je serais ultra-efficace, ça serait recherchiste pour @dominicarpin. Ou "Préposé aux éléphants".
  14. Thanks to @blacksmith. The official song of Monday. youtube.com/watch?v=OOgpT5…
  15. @Blacksmithpat Thank you, India.