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Sock monkeys for president! I am Juan Pedro, and I approve this message: http://tinyurl.com/3wvz4h
Passing along a kiss from a boy to @Rachelskirts. My job description said nothing about being a messenger. I will soon demand a raise.
Cuddling with @Rachelskirts (and stealing bites of her ice cream when she's not looking). Pobrecita...
Someone had really bad morning breath today. It was not me. That is all.
This is not fair. I was sidekick first. @Feetskirts can go find somewhere else to live.
Playing Minesweeper and beating out @Rachelskirts' top times. Expert level at 123 seconds? No. 49 seconds, mis amigos.
Keeping @Rachelskirts from eating any more SweetTarts. She will soon have no tongue left. Then how will she get a boy?
Scoffing at all the offers pouring in for professional modeling positions. Like I have time in my busy schedule.
Reminiscing about my fifteen minutes of fame.
Totally bummed because @Rachelskirts hasn't put me on her "things to pack for Texas" list. I bet Teddy gets to go. :(
Twiddling my arms.
Trying to teach @Rachelskirts how to speak Spanish. This is not working so well.
@SuperSanko: Water beverage? Really? As if you needed clarification that it was a beverage and not a pillow?
Hiding under the covers as Grumpyskirts steals back the computer to play a morning round of Sims 2. I HAVE NEEDS, TOO, YOU KNOW.
Is there a Sock Monkey Team? There totally should be.
Oh my gosh. @Rachelskirts is totally cheating at Mario Kart 64. Give me back my controller, wench!
Dressing up for a St. Patrick's Day photo shoot. Damn, I look good in green.
Helping @Rachelskirts brainstorm blog ideas. Wondering why nobody suggested "Monkeypants" as my name. Holding in a fart.
@jdragz: Scooby snacks, mostly.
@jdragz: Si, seƱor. Working with @Rachelskirts can be a very lucrative, if you are good blog material (and cute).
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