Sock monkeys for president! I am Juan Pedro, and I approve this message: http://tinyurl.com/3wvz4h
about 22 hours ago
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Passing along a kiss from a boy to @Rachelskirts. My job description said nothing about being a messenger. I will soon demand a raise.
12:52 PM September 07, 2008
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Cuddling with @Rachelskirts (and stealing bites of her ice cream when she's not looking). Pobrecita...
06:22 PM August 27, 2008
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Someone had really bad morning breath today. It was not me. That is all.
06:28 AM August 17, 2008
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This is not fair. I was sidekick first. @Feetskirts can go find somewhere else to live.
09:24 PM July 16, 2008
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Playing Minesweeper and beating out @Rachelskirts' top times. Expert level at 123 seconds? No. 49 seconds, mis amigos.
09:33 AM July 15, 2008
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Keeping @Rachelskirts from eating any more SweetTarts. She will soon have no tongue left. Then how will she get a boy?
04:15 PM July 13, 2008
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Scoffing at all the offers pouring in for professional modeling positions. Like I have time in my busy schedule.
10:27 PM June 16, 2008
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Reminiscing about my fifteen minutes of fame.
11:22 PM June 01, 2008
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Totally bummed because @Rachelskirts hasn't put me on her "things to pack for Texas" list. I bet Teddy gets to go. :(
06:28 PM May 17, 2008
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Twiddling my arms.
08:37 PM April 16, 2008
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Trying to teach @Rachelskirts how to speak Spanish. This is not working so well.
07:49 PM April 03, 2008
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@SuperSanko: Water beverage? Really? As if you needed clarification that it was a beverage and not a pillow?
07:48 PM April 03, 2008
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Hiding under the covers as Grumpyskirts steals back the computer to play a morning round of Sims 2. I HAVE NEEDS, TOO, YOU KNOW.
04:32 AM March 27, 2008
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Is there a Sock Monkey Team? There totally should be.
11:00 AM March 21, 2008
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Oh my gosh. @Rachelskirts is totally cheating at Mario Kart 64. Give me back my controller, wench!
08:49 PM March 19, 2008
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Dressing up for a St. Patrick's Day photo shoot. Damn, I look good in green.
09:07 AM March 17, 2008
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Helping @Rachelskirts brainstorm blog ideas. Wondering why nobody suggested "Monkeypants" as my name. Holding in a fart.
08:39 PM March 13, 2008
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@jdragz: Si, seƱor. Working with @Rachelskirts can be a very lucrative, if you are good blog material (and cute).
12:16 PM March 10, 2008
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