JstKdngButSrsly
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Never has being marketable made me have so much anxiety as right now.
about 2 hours ago
from web
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RT @: Glenn Beck on Barabara Walters 10 most fascinating people
about 4 hours ago
from web
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"I'll take her laughter and her tears, make them all my souvenirs; where she goes I've got to be." (E Costello)
about 4 hours ago
from Grooveshark
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Way to go, Glee. You downplay the importance of marriage with cutesy lip-synched songs
about 16 hours ago
from txt
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RT @: God is far more interested in having you establish a relationship with him than he is interested in having you follow a
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about 20 hours ago
from web
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@ Neither knows anything about climate science? An engineer maybe just because of his advanced knowledge of math, but....?
about 22 hours ago
from web
in reply to IMAO_
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Was in a conf. call and said "Are there any nonbelievers I need to convert?" But I wasn't talking about religion. Pink slip? Maybe
about 23 hours ago
from web
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@ ha ha 25?! You've got your whole life ahead of you! And it's nice to have a job, right?
6:53 AM Dec 9th
from web
in reply to ExcuseMyDust
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listening to Hungry Heart by Bruce Springsteen on @:
6:40 AM Dec 9th
from Grooveshark
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Because I'm blessed to not be a part of the 35% of 18-24 yr olds that are unemployed, I will do this job to the best of my ability
6:36 AM Dec 9th
from web
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Oh, Oven Pizza, you will never be as good as the front of your packaging
4:12 PM Dec 8th
from txt
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Has somewhere in the neighborhood of 4 buttons to sew back on to various articles of clothing. This is strange.
12:51 PM Dec 8th
from web
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"Therefore let everyone who is Godly offer prayer to you at a time when you may be found" (Ps 32:6) praying for you, @
12:30 PM Dec 8th
from web
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RT @: Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. Recovery is when Obama loses his.
11:13 AM Dec 8th
from web
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RT @: Trying t prrrrintp a Dallas plasticbublet ehile sirtting ip tight is a lot hdtder than it doubds
9:12 AM Dec 8th
from web
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Needs a good, graphical way to illustrate the exponential increase in stress during and AFTER a 4-day weekend. Ay caramba.
6:28 AM Dec 8th
from web
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Wrapping up a great weekend in Tampa and getting to see my Jess tomorrow!
9:13 AM Dec 6th
from txt
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I love landing in severe weather. It's so cloudy and then the ground appears out of nowhere
2:19 PM Dec 4th
from txt
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Eavesdropping on a conversation and just learned the whole back story behind Adidas shoes. And I still don't care.
11:14 AM Dec 4th
from txt
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Getting ready to head to Tampa for a quick weekend trip. What up!
10:49 AM Dec 4th
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- Name Austin T
- Location ÜT: 32.898436,-97.03142
- Bio Overly introspecitve, Humbly God-fearing, politically obstreperous, horrifically hirsute, oozing with couth! UNT ALUMNUS!
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