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jstcallmefrank

I hope the fake voices in your head you find so funny to joke about finally convince you to drink poison and you fucking die vomiting blood 10:35 PM May 18th via Twitter for Android
@elraver the one on his neck. 11:20 AM May 17th via Twitter for Android in reply to elraver
If he keeps putting his head on my fucking shoulder I'm going to cut it the fuck off. 11:18 AM May 17th via Twitter for Android
LeviathanPride Your god is a big fucking baby. 3:12 PM May 13th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by jstcallmefrank and 11 others
FingDuck Let's be honest. Mom's a bitch. 3:05 PM May 13th via TweetDeck Retweeted by jstcallmefrank and 5 others
Bobby__Wheeler When someone asks "How are you today?" I find that replying "I'm dead inside" gets you out of the conversation fairly quickly. 8:56 AM Feb 4th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by jstcallmefrank and 278 others
Alli_S I like gay people because they don't populate the world with more idiots 7:49 PM May 11th via Echofon Retweeted by jstcallmefrank and 4 others
My happy place is wherever you will go to die. 8:48 PM May 13th via Twitter for Android
I'm gonna burn this shit down, starting with this fucking smart phone. Just give me a chance to have it all. 8:25 PM May 13th via Twitter for Android
Some people are getting kudo stars from us today, I'm about to hop on the other account & do some double starbanging, because fuck you. 6:12 AM May 11th via Twitter for Android
Sinitized my superpower is making demons 4:16 AM May 11th via TweetDeck Retweeted by jstcallmefrank and 1 other
@oddsocks18 fucking hell yes. 6:10 AM May 11th via Twitter for Android in reply to oddsocks18
1Happytwit You can run but my rifle's got a scope. 4:07 AM May 9th via Favstar.FM Retweeted by jstcallmefrank and 73 others
JWadeRavage What's the worst that could happen is probably my best option. 10:29 PM May 10th via Favstar.FM Retweeted by jstcallmefrank
Cherry_Row Partly sunny, with a chance of shoving my foot up your ass! 4:15 AM May 11th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by jstcallmefrank and 5 others
HecatePanGddss What I learned from Twitter: All men are assholes. All women are crazy. You just have to pick the level of asshole or crazy you can handle. 5:44 AM May 11th via web Retweeted by jstcallmefrank and 3 others
Having recently learned today is Friday, suddenly this day has 'fucking suck' written all over it. Friday blows on Twitter. 6:03 AM May 11th via Twitter for Android
Paxochka A FF is a really nice way to tell everyone you'd like to fuck the person you're recommending. 5:27 AM May 11th via web Retweeted by jstcallmefrank and 20 others
For fuck sake ... don't #ff us here. We got our 'u' months ago. We're @ JustCallMeFrank most of the time now. 6:00 AM May 11th via Twitter for Android
Fucking losers only follow for a followback anyway, as if everyone here is supposed to be fucking equal. Baaaaa, sheep, baaaa. 10:03 AM May 4th via Twitter for Android

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Name JCMF™©
Location Twitter March 10, 2012
Web http://justcallme...
Bio ┌∩┐◣_◢┌∩┐ Got our fucking 'U'...now we're @JustCallMeFrank, bitches. Find us there. Occasionally available in PG @JustCallUsFrank. Occasionally here. #DIDMPD

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