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Leather seats, kick-ass paint job, and I can sit anywhere I want. This is why I love #SouthwestAirlines!! twitter.com/JoysRantList/s… 7:24 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
I know I'm getting old when I see grown men on tv and I'm like "Oh, he's such a cute little baby!" Yeah, he's 24. #cougar 7:17 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
OMG the @3degreestalk show last night was off the chain! You gotta catch this podcast! "Single, Saved, & Sexing" m.blogtalkradio.com/3degreestalksh… 8:28 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
Starting in 12 minutes "Single Saved Sexing" hosted by 3 Degrees Talk Show on #BlogTalkRadio blogtalkradio.com/3degreestalksh… 4:48 PM May 22nd via Tweet Button
@5thSphinxman hush!! :-p 10:30 PM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to 5thSphinxman
"Circus Afro! Circus Afro! Polka dot, polka dot, Afro!!" ... I hate you, Chris Rock, for your stupid commercial that is stuck in my head! 9:07 PM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
Shonda Rhimes is a dirty B. How you gonna do me like this?!?!? #SCANDALous 8:00 PM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone
RIP, Chuck Brown: us.cnn.com/2012/05/16/sho… 4:32 AM May 17th via Tweet Button
Obamafarian. I love this (obviously photoshopped) picture! twitter.com/JoysRantList/s… 4:04 AM May 15th via Photos on iOS
@RUNMGD we can still hang. I don't like going out either. Doesn't mean we can't catch a movie or something. :-p 11:44 AM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to RUNMGD
@RUNMGD why do we not hang out? I blame you, frat!! LOL! 10:37 AM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to RUNMGD
@RUNMGD dang! I just flew out of Houston! How long will you be there? Wait, do you still live there?!?!? 10:21 AM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to RUNMGD
I just got off of a plane that landed on a flat tire. See, this is why I pray before takeoff. #JesusIsMyCopilot 9:07 AM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone
ZodiacFacts An #Aquarius woman likes people that are intellectual, knowledgeable and interesting, check your resume to see if you qualify. 2:51 PM May 13th via web Retweeted by JoysRantList and 766 others
The new Men in Black movie is like a dream come true! A dream from, like, 1999... #toolate 8:41 PM May 13th via Twitter for iPhone
@SnackySmurf I'm following you simply because I love your name!!! LOL! 9:44 AM May 12th via Twitter for iPhone
Thundercats, Green Lantern, and Lucky Charms. There's no difference between 8 and 38!... Except I bought the tv, food and pay the mortgage. 9:42 AM May 12th via Twitter for iPhone
I <3 Scandal. I am SO addicted!! 7:13 PM May 10th via Twitter for iPhone
#ASTD2012 sitting in on #gitomer presentation. AWESOME! Only he can get applause for telling us all we suck. LOL! 9:39 AM May 9th via EventPilot
Joy’s Rant List Volume 39: Science is the Devil (Part Two of the Evil Trilogy) wp.me/pzEz6-3V 8:20 PM May 5th via WordPress.com