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JoyVBehar

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  3. Mitt Romney had run-ins with police in '81 and '82 and has lost his cool several times. I guess all that flip-flopping puts stress on a man.
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  6. A Florida doctor claims he's discovered the G-spot after examining the cadaver of an 83 year-old woman. I'm so jealous of her.
  7. 40 mil.for the Kardashians. I knew I should have released that sex tape.
  8. Ann Romney says their dog actually loved riding on the car roof. Of course he did. What part of diarrhea isn't enjoyable?
  9. So Brad and Angelina finally got engaged. About time! People who take forever to get married get on my nerves.
  10. I'm going Tiger Mom on you. This is how I'm teaching my grandbaby Italian. #opensky osky.co/tVLdDQ
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  12. Ann Romney says her husband is "mischievous" and "naughty." Thanks, but if I want a naughty president, I'll vote for Charlie Sheen.
  13. How about mandatory rectal exams for men who want Viagra? Trust me, Pfizer would be out of business in 2 days.
  14. Pat Robertson says marijuana should be legalized. Now we know why he said those crazy things about Katrina -- he was stoned out of his mind.
  15. I'm joining my good friend @MarloThomas for a LIVE video chat next week - what do you want to ask us? huff.to/xUkqli
  16. Hey guys! I’m a new character in the next Ice Age movie. Check out the new trailer for #IceAge4 trailers.apple.com/trailers/fox/i… #iceage4
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  18. Rush Limbaugh has been dropped by 2 stations and 11 sponsors. If he keeps this up, he'll be broadcasting from his basement over a CB radio.
  19. Ironic? Viagra's covered by insurance and female birth control isn't. Last I checked, you can't have unwanted pregnancies without erections.
  20. Israeli president Shimon Peres on today's VIEW: "Never were our security needs better met today than under President Obama." Shalom!