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JosieVeloz

“@diplo: Dance moms miami goin in so hard right now” lmfao real men watch Dance Moms Miami. @JamieKirstenS about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Girls that let themselves go once they get in a relationship and then wonder why their boyfriend cheated on them. #realitycheckneeded about 13 hours ago via Twitter for Mac
Laidback Luke's new song ft. Martel...that guys vocals need a lot of work >.< #weakweakweak about 13 hours ago via Twitter for Mac
EDC_LasVegas Have you reserved your locker at #EDCLV? We're offering storage for your personal items during the festival. More info: bit.ly/M4dvcC about 13 hours ago via web Retweeted by JosieVeloz and 4 others
How awkward would it be to say "Idk just yahoo it?" Let's make sure that Yahoo stays down. #dotherightthing about 13 hours ago via web
“@roastbrief: Sprite crea la máquina de gaseosa más grande del mundo ow.ly/1MVJEG” I'm getting a soft spot for ambient marketing. about 14 hours ago via Twitter for Mac
@HEREWEGOJO Unless you're planning on making them sandwiches whenever, I wouldn't be surprised if your "fellas" leave you hanging lol. about 23 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to HEREWEGOJO
@HEREWEGOJO I feel like you're going to be making you own sandwiches for a while after that little statement! :P #girlstakenote about 23 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to HEREWEGOJO
“@thegooglefact: In China there is a website that lets you rent a girlfriend for as low as $31 for a week!” Not okay lol 6:36 AM May 29th via Twitter for Mac
@Frank_El_Tank That's what I thought! :)#donthate 6:12 PM May 27th via Twitter for Mac in reply to Frank_El_Tank
@Frank_El_Tank LMAO I was referring to the ones you could get by admitting that but tehehe....#whysodefensive 6:07 PM May 27th via Twitter for Mac in reply to Frank_El_Tank
@Frank_El_Tank Bitches love Beauty and The Beast. #noshame 6:05 PM May 27th via Twitter for Mac in reply to Frank_El_Tank
Katt__Williams If Google cant find it you're fucked. 5:11 PM May 27th via web Retweeted by JosieVeloz and 714 others
Every person you've ever seen in your dreams, is a person you've actually encountered in real life. #creepyfact 5:05 PM May 27th via Twitter for Mac
MiamiPPLPrblems Yenny and Yudi were getting their nails done, then Yoel called them to say they saw Yanelle, the bitch who stole Yessicas iPhone at Mekka! 4:52 PM May 27th via Echofon Retweeted by JosieVeloz and 16 others
@ericamariel That's the spirit! 4:52 PM May 27th via Twitter for Mac in reply to ericamariel
Blocking someone on Facebook who you cheated on your gf/bf with, does not mean it didn't happen. #accountablitiyboysandgirls 4:41 PM May 27th via Twitter for Mac
Clap hard Dawson...you may be Tinkerbell's last hope. - Joey #Dawsonscreek 3:19 PM May 27th via Twitter for Mac
Who remembers the movie, Heavyweights?! #throwback twitter.com/JosieVeloz/sta… 11:30 AM May 27th via web
MaxVangeli Ok guys H8RS is out tomorrow so were doing a #H8RS "Twitterview" tomorrow!!! It's where u guys instead of a... fb.me/1BW57iAgf 11:20 AM May 27th via Facebook Retweeted by JosieVeloz and 9 others