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JosieVeloz

  1. “@diplo: Dance moms miami goin in so hard right now” lmfao real men watch Dance Moms Miami. @JamieKirstenS
  2. Girls that let themselves go once they get in a relationship and then wonder why their boyfriend cheated on them. #realitycheckneeded
  3. Laidback Luke's new song ft. Martel...that guys vocals need a lot of work >.< #weakweakweak
  4. How awkward would it be to say "Idk just yahoo it?" Let's make sure that Yahoo stays down. #dotherightthing
  5. “@roastbrief: Sprite crea la máquina de gaseosa más grande del mundo ow.ly/1MVJEG” I'm getting a soft spot for ambient marketing.
  6. @HEREWEGOJO Unless you're planning on making them sandwiches whenever, I wouldn't be surprised if your "fellas" leave you hanging lol.
  7. @HEREWEGOJO I feel like you're going to be making you own sandwiches for a while after that little statement! :P #girlstakenote
  8. “@thegooglefact: In China there is a website that lets you rent a girlfriend for as low as $31 for a week!” Not okay lol
  9. @Frank_El_Tank That's what I thought! :)#donthate
  10. @Frank_El_Tank LMAO I was referring to the ones you could get by admitting that but tehehe....#whysodefensive
  11. @Frank_El_Tank Bitches love Beauty and The Beast. #noshame
  12. Every person you've ever seen in your dreams, is a person you've actually encountered in real life. #creepyfact
  13. @ericamariel That's the spirit!
  14. Blocking someone on Facebook who you cheated on your gf/bf with, does not mean it didn't happen. #accountablitiyboysandgirls
  15. Clap hard Dawson...you may be Tinkerbell's last hope. - Joey #Dawsonscreek
  16. Who remembers the movie, Heavyweights?! #throwback twitter.com/JosieVeloz/sta…