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  1. I ordered it over a month ago, but after numerous delays & several angry phone calls w/ Dell CSRs, my new Studio XPS 8000 is finally here. about 22 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. Sam & I are back from visiting Greg, Negin & Shirin in Austin TX. Freebirds burritos, Gremlins @ Alamo Draft House, Buffalo Billiards. Fun! 8:47 PM Nov 8th from TweetDeck
  3. I thought I'd beaten it, but after a temporary cease-fire, my cold has apparently retreated from my nose and regrouped in my throat. Blech!! 9:55 PM Nov 3rd from TweetDeck
  4. For Fox Sake! Fox News admits most of its programs are NOT news. The Daily Show reports: http://bit.ly/sAhLk What The Fox?! 10:32 PM Oct 31st from web
  5. Now I remember the best part of colds: when my nose gets calloused w/ flaky skin so it looks & feels like I've got perpetual crusty boogers 12:50 PM Oct 30th from TweetDeck
  6. I can't decide if bloody tissues are the best or worst part about having a head cold. 2:48 PM Oct 29th from web
  7. When women see a really hot guy do they feel the same level of endorphin rush pick-me-up that men feel when they see a hot woman? (see prev) 3:13 PM Oct 27th from TweetDeck
  8. A real headturner in heels just made every guy on the street grin ear to ear like a guilty schoolboy. One guy even stopped & stared. 3:12 PM Oct 27th from TweetDeck
  9. Piercing high-pitch ringing in my right ear is making it hard to sleep. It's the same ear that was "crackling" for months earlier this year. 2:38 AM Oct 27th from web
  10. @zurt hmm, that sucks that the Ennio Morricone concert was canceled (hope it's not health-related) We can still hang out this weekend though 2:36 AM Oct 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to zurt
  11. http://bit.ly/3Ca6cL Republicans in Congress: everything your demagoguery needs. There's a Rep for that (iPhone parody) http://bit.ly/4yhMgc 4:15 AM Oct 17th from TweetDeck
  12. Twitter is asking me what am I doing, but I honestly don't know. What AM I doing? 3:38 PM Oct 14th from TweetDeck
  13. I'm totally having one of those Bruce Willis in SIXTH SENSE sinking feeling moments of discovery where he realizes he was dead all along... 3:35 PM Oct 14th from TweetDeck
  14. Am I turning into Leonard Shelby from MEMENTO? Did I sleep thru SEPT? Was I in a coma? Did I completely miss my Dad's birthday? 3:33 PM Oct 14th from TweetDeck
  15. Wait a sec, if it's my bro's bday, that means it's mid-OCT, but WTF happened to SEPT? I vaguely recall 9/11 stuff but wasn't it just AUG?!? 3:30 PM Oct 14th from TweetDeck
  16. Happy Birthday Russ! 3:28 PM Oct 14th from TweetDeck
  17. Holy $&@#! I just hydroplaned in the rain when car in front braked. Was only going about 25 mph but I skidded 10+ yrds stopping just in time 1:22 PM Oct 13th from TweetDeck
  18. 'Twas Ocean Eyes (http://bit.ly/jgyOr) not Death Cab (http://bit.ly/3URTud). Only good autotuning: http://bit.ly/vRgBm & http://bit.ly/ro6sE 1:31 PM Oct 12th from TweetDeck
  19. @samsim Oops, my bad. Sincere apologies to Nickelback for confusing them w/ that other equally $#!tty country-fried douche-band, Seether. 9:15 PM Oct 11th from TweetDeck in reply to samsim
  20. Wahoos is great but the music here sucks donkey d!ck. First an autotuned Death Cab remix, now a Nickleback cover of Wham's Careless Whisper! 8:45 PM Oct 11th from Twitterrific