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  1. I just saw a man IN a wheelchair driving a motorcycle via a custom sidecar that enclosed his wheelchair & allowed him to control the bike!!! 10:30 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  2. Just talked to a very nice nice man at LA Health Dept who is going to investigate Manna Korean BBQ in Culver, where we got food poisoning 3:27 PM Nov 19th from web
  3. I feel much better now given this morn I was so cramped I was hunched over 90° & yesterday I wanted to slice my gut open & rip the evil out. 4:55 PM Nov 18th from TweetDeck
  4. I know what I'm gonna be thankful for this Thanksgiving: over the counter meds, trashcan liners & hand-held shower heads... 8:02 PM Nov 17th from TweetDeck
  5. No word yet if the 5th person is sick, but I'm really regretting trying to cook my cold shrimp on the same part of the grill as the chicken. 4:18 PM Nov 17th from TweetDeck
  6. Confirmed: 3 out of 5 of us who ate cook-it-yourself Korean BBQ on Sun nite woke up @ 3am this morn w/ food poisoning & a 4th is ill now too 4:15 PM Nov 17th from TweetDeck
  7. No amount of toothpaste can scrub the taste out of my mouth & nose. And why bother when more chunks are getting closer w/ each dry heave... 4:50 AM Nov 17th from TweetDeck
  8. Woke up w/ cold sweat & urgent direct order from my stomach to evacuate all contents from whence it came. Food poisoning or flu? I dunno yet 4:35 AM Nov 17th from TweetDeck
  9. I ordered it over a month ago, but after numerous delays & several angry phone calls w/ Dell CSRs, my new Studio XPS 8000 is finally here. 1:13 PM Nov 13th from TweetDeck
  10. Sam & I are back from visiting Greg, Negin & Shirin in Austin TX. Freebirds burritos, Gremlins @ Alamo Draft House, Buffalo Billiards. Fun! 8:47 PM Nov 8th from TweetDeck
  11. I thought I'd beaten it, but after a temporary cease-fire, my cold has apparently retreated from my nose and regrouped in my throat. Blech!! 9:55 PM Nov 3rd from TweetDeck
  12. For Fox Sake! Fox News admits most of its programs are NOT news. The Daily Show reports: http://bit.ly/sAhLk What The Fox?! 10:32 PM Oct 31st from web
  13. Now I remember the best part of colds: when my nose gets calloused w/ flaky skin so it looks & feels like I've got perpetual crusty boogers 12:50 PM Oct 30th from TweetDeck
  14. I can't decide if bloody tissues are the best or worst part about having a head cold. 2:48 PM Oct 29th from web
  15. When women see a really hot guy do they feel the same level of endorphin rush pick-me-up that men feel when they see a hot woman? (see prev) 3:13 PM Oct 27th from TweetDeck
  16. A real headturner in heels just made every guy on the street grin ear to ear like a guilty schoolboy. One guy even stopped & stared. 3:12 PM Oct 27th from TweetDeck
  17. Piercing high-pitch ringing in my right ear is making it hard to sleep. It's the same ear that was "crackling" for months earlier this year. 2:38 AM Oct 27th from web
  18. @zurt hmm, that sucks that the Ennio Morricone concert was canceled (hope it's not health-related) We can still hang out this weekend though 2:36 AM Oct 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to zurt
  19. http://bit.ly/3Ca6cL Republicans in Congress: everything your demagoguery needs. There's a Rep for that (iPhone parody) http://bit.ly/4yhMgc 4:15 AM Oct 17th from TweetDeck
  20. Twitter is asking me what am I doing, but I honestly don't know. What AM I doing? 3:38 PM Oct 14th from TweetDeck