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  1. Oil up your pity glands and prepare to secrete compassionate juices on my behalf. 9 more Scottless days. 8:52 AM Dec 1st from web
  2. Just unloaded 9/10's of an un-run dishwasher. No idea what I all I put away filthy. Nothing says Christmas like courting Salmonella. 6:59 AM Nov 28th from web
  3. This time, the wanted thing was merely to meld Twitter and Facebook into a single, pliable vehicle. Battle guns and minifridge optional. 10:51 AM Nov 22nd from web
  4. Sometimes, the thing you long for is written on an enormous flashing button at the top of your browser. That you do not notice. For weeks. 3:59 AM Nov 21st from web
  5. I love-hate http://writeordie.drwicked.com so much I could tango with it and have Bruno go mad for my passionate stomp-n-glare.#nano 4:01 AM Nov 19th from web
  6. Dog: Hork! Her: What was that!? Me: Dog puked a thing. Her: What thing? Me: No idea. Never touched the ground before he re-ate it. Her:GARG! 7:37 AM Nov 17th from web
  7. If twitter and facebook had a baby, it would be this tweet? In other words, this is a test. 5:57 AM Nov 17th from web
  8. Just got the NEW updated #TweetCaster by Handmark FREE for my BlackBerry in exchange for this Tweet. http://tinyurl.com/TweetCaster 5:50 AM Nov 17th from API
  9. Her: He is in Argentina shooting doves. Me: We have doves here. Her: But apparently the ones in Argentina are right bastards. 2:44 AM Nov 15th from mobile web
  10. A puffy, smug resort pigeon is stalking me! Now He just tried to dig in my purse!!! 5:49 AM Nov 14th from mobile web
  11. At a certain point in life, men who are not racing should give up Speedos. That point is conception. 5:05 AM Nov 14th from mobile web
  12. JulieB from comments FIGURED out my NaNo name from my awful riddle & sent me NaNo mail. Is genius! Or possibly a hobbit. 5:57 AM Nov 13th from web
  13. Laptop working! YAY Tech support! And here we understand "tech support" means Scott. 5:29 AM Nov 13th from web
  14. hi! day 1 of retreat and guess whose laptop just melted into a puddle of goo???? 5:17 AM Nov 13th from mobile web
  15. people who talk on their cell phones in airport potty stalls while conducting personal businesses cause the squick. i am squickedm 9:34 AM Nov 12th from mobile web
  16. rick-rolled by the atl airport muzak!!! send help. and by help i mean the black eyed peas. 6:28 AM Nov 12th from mobile web
  17. My friend just got on her plane accidentally carrying a 24 ounce bottle of Heinz Ketchup in her purse. YAY Airport security! 3:26 AM Nov 12th from web
  18. That first tweet was exactly 140 characters, by the way. Please remit accolades and prizes. 10:16 AM Nov 9th from web
  19. This is like Blog Haiku. There are no 140 characters good enough to be the first 140 characters. So I shall never Tweet. Except I just did. 10:15 AM Nov 9th from web
  • Name Joshilyn Jackson
  • Location Georgia
  • Web http://joshilynja...
  • Bio New York Times bestselling author of gods in Alabama, Between, Georgia, and The Girl Who Stopped Swimming
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