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JoshMatusak

  1. I'll admit it. I'm a really shitty comedian in comparison to my brothers' musicianship. @JustinMatusak #ThereISaidIt! about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. @JustinMatusak shredding with Subsoil tonight at Waterstreet. He was on chemo this past week too. #Livingstrong #ShreddingStronger about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. If I spent the same amount of time reading books that I do tweets, I'd probably have got into an Ivy Leaguer. #Today'sWords about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  4. Don't leave your pot cookies out for your puppy to eat. about 23 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  5. “@RachelWaide: Jut found a rabbit nest with 5 little babies inside! 🐰 #socute” I feel so sorry for those baby rabbits. 6:15 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  6. Thanks, autocorrect! Who're switched to Whore. Typical. 4:09 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. @Maureen_OB Thats right, twitches! We've got ourselves a new twat on our hands! 11:38 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Maureen_OB
  8. @KelseyPiamp well, I was in the neighborhood.... 9:13 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to KelseyPiamp
  9. @katelyngorham "I stand up to ninth graders" yeah ok Adrienne.. 9:07 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to katelyngorham
  10. @Im_MLE Along with even better awesome family friends to teach her how to be awesome! 9:06 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Im_MLE
  11. @Im_MLE mind of her own : ) 8:43 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Im_MLE
  12. @Maureen_OB look who we got here...Mo O'Brien in the Tweet world, get it! 8:14 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. This is how my niece makes plans. #ToThePoint yfrog.com/h497hcacj 8:11 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. Why are some girls always doubling letters in their name? "Sophiaa" or "Leslieee"...There's a backspace key to fix your mistake ya know! 7:26 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. @KelseyPiamp what ballz do you have to sweat? 4:05 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to KelseyPiamp
  16. I post something really witty and creative on Facebook and I get 3 likes. Bieber posts some pure shit and gets 3,000,000 likes. 12:31 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. @iamkatiemartin no wonder I just drove by Attica state prison and the sign read, "Walk-ins welcome!" 12:04 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to iamkatiemartin
  18. This part of my life = hardest thus far 9:08 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  • Name Joshua Matusak
  • Location Homeless
  • Bio Intern at Stand-Up New York. Comedian. Writer. Student. Stunt cock extraordinaire.
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