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JoshKlocke

  1. @nedsen yeah its still a couple months off, so i have time to wait a bit... but its frustrating
  2. I hate buying flights! The flight i was about to book last night went up $80... American Airlines is the worst company in the world
  3. @kochrachel probably the biggest perk of working at mfc
  4. Virtual Friday and a four day weekend... I'll take it!
  5. 100 days until kickoff... youtube.com/watch?v=AA3YXF…
  6. @adwalk4484 @ktlyn8790 jealous!
  7. Literally have not cleaned up the apt from a party last night... One of the laziest days I can remember
  8. Josh Harrison breaks up Justin Verlander's attempt at his third no hitter with one out in the 9th
  9. @jenn1204 wow... Must have been torture
  10. @jenn1204 yeah, especially cam 101. Only take that if absolutely required...
  11. I think i am living proof that you cannot literally "die by PowerPoint". I'm pretty sure they have tried their hardest on me...
  12. Dear companies considering layoffs, make your employees take the three day training class I am in right now. People will inevitably quit.
  13. If I see the Jefferson memorial root cause example one more time, i'm going to flip #workproblems
  14. .@jenn1204 wow, 14 robberies at gun point in the area. some in broad daylight... maybe i should just run on the treadmill
  15. 400 ppt slides and counting... Fml
  16. My body failed at the third day of heavy drinking... I guess I'm not 24 anymore
  17. Nothing like making plans for your favorite bar on your 25th bday, and finding out that it's closed for good when you walk 10 blocks