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JoshBales

  1. "You Too Can Poo" -- the title of my upcoming Seussian children's book. Now I need to find a Cat in the Hat like character to anchor it. 9:06 AM May 15th via Twitter for iPhone
  2. The Phantom Drinking Game nblo.gs/xp02r 5:53 PM May 8th via NetworkedBlogs
  3. NEW ON JBdN: The Phantom Drinking Game: One night several weeks ago, when I was in San Diego, we opted to stay i... bit.ly/L52qoy 5:32 PM May 8th via twitterfeed
  4. The Melting Pot earlier? Totally fon-did it, and it was a phenomenal dining experience. 9:38 PM May 6th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. Seeing THE AVENGERS in a few, and then the Melting Pot for dinner. I'm not sure what this "fondue" is, but it sure sounds suspicious. 11:10 AM May 6th via Twitter for iPhone
  6. May the 4th. "Star Wars Day." The day everyone goes around sounding like they have a speech impediment. 9:39 AM May 4th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. Oh, VERONICA MARS. After all this time you're still one of the best fucking shows ever. 7:01 PM Apr 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. "68% Off Massage & Cupping Sessions" -- Thank you, Groupon, for being willing to go there. 2:10 PM Apr 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  9. At the Victoria about to see Carrie Fisher's show WISHFUL DRINKING. If I don't see metal bikini tonight I shall be severely disappointed. 4:44 PM Apr 21st via Twitter for iPhone
  10. My friend Sarah, the only person I know who thinks the Morlocks in THE TIME MACHINE are misunderstood, and actively roots for them to win. 9:26 AM Apr 15th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. To borrow a phrase from @wilw: SAN DIEGO, I AM IN YOU. 6:38 PM Apr 12th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. En Route to San Diego nblo.gs/wlsG6 1:01 PM Apr 12th via NetworkedBlogs
  13. NEW ON JBdN: En Route to San Diego: Just like the title of the post says, I am some 30,000 feet in the air at th... bit.ly/IbIqfU 12:43 PM Apr 12th via twitterfeed
  14. And now I get my own St. Patty's-themed jug of Hawaiian Punch. Everything would appear to be coming up Milhouse today. twitter.com/JoshBales/stat… 10:57 AM Mar 16th via Camera on iOS
  15. My desk when I came in this morning. twitter.com/JoshBales/stat… 7:44 AM Mar 16th via Photos on iOS
  16. NEW ON JBdN: Dreams of Ancient Aliens: Strange, awesome dreams always seem to follow whenever I fall asleep watc... bit.ly/wJvGmo 4:20 PM Mar 10th via twitterfeed
  17. Who knew that song "Dancing in the Streets" was about downtown Dayton? 7:02 AM Mar 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  18. I've been inexplicably breaking out in hives on my face and arms all day. It feels great. Thank Cthulhu I have plenty of Benadryl with me. 4:27 PM Feb 10th via Twitter for iPhone
  19. Do I really strut when I walk? I was told this by several people at work yesterday. And here I always thought I had more of a swagger. 9:56 AM Feb 4th via Twitter for iPhone
  • Name Josh Bales
  • Location 39.84592,-84.265746
  • Web http://www.joshua...
  • Bio Autohagiographer or total narcissist. Take your pick.
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