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JoshASchaeffer

MossyBlog Another sign SL5 is dead... No automated UI testing in vnext of Visual Studio.. It's been cut .. 9:42 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by JoshASchaeffer and 9 others
ChrisEyhorn I just ousted Joshua S. as the mayor of Telerik Austin on @foursquare! 4sq.com/eqZB2j 8:34 AM May 14th via foursquare from Austin, TX Retweeted by JoshASchaeffer
@DLoesch If the Tea Party is so healthy, how did we end up with Romney and Boehner? 4:41 PM May 8th via web in reply to DLoesch
aJimHolmes I so love it when good pals leave bad places and land in good ones. 1:44 PM Apr 24th via Twitter for Mac Retweeted by JoshASchaeffer
DickMorrisTweet You don't want to tell an American investor that if you lose money, you're out of luck, but if you make money we'll take a third of it. 1:15 PM Apr 17th via HootSuite Retweeted by JoshASchaeffer and 66 others
DickMorrisTweet 90 percent of the jobs lost since Obama took office have been lost by women. He has been an absolute disaster for women. 12:15 PM Apr 18th via HootSuite Retweeted by JoshASchaeffer and 100 others
DickMorrisTweet Obama has been trumpeting equal pay for equal work for women, well guess what? These women need to have a job to receive equal pay. 1:15 PM Apr 18th via HootSuite Retweeted by JoshASchaeffer and 54 others
The racism on the Left is just insanely potent and unbelievably veiled. 1:36 PM Apr 14th via web
KimBrownTalks @michellemalkin have you tried skin lightener to match your rhetoric yet? Michelle Malkin's Skin Bleach -- coming soon to Rite Aid near you! 12:18 PM Apr 14th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to michellemalkin Retweeted by JoshASchaeffer and 7 others
postsecret "The best things that ever happened to me were once the worst things that happened to me." >> postsecret.com 10:30 AM Mar 11th via Twittelator Retweeted by JoshASchaeffer and 469 others
ID_AA_Carmack @_Humus_ yeah, even Go's designed-for-compile-efficiency is a pale shadow of turbo-pascal's compile-to-mem-and-jmp-there. 3:56 PM Feb 7th via web in reply to _Humus_ Retweeted by JoshASchaeffer
ID_AA_Carmack In hindsight, it is surprising that I disliked doing math proofs in high school, despite already being a programmer. 8:44 AM Jan 20th via web Retweeted by JoshASchaeffer and 47 others
Just learned that WM_PAINT and WM_TIMER aren't the only auto-generated Win32 messages... WM_MOUSEMOVE is too! What others are there? 10:10 AM Dec 23rd, 2011 via web
MossyBlog So dislike apps that delay sending tweets .. It's like delivering a punchline after everyone leaves .. 10:22 PM Dec 21st, 2011 via Twittelator Neue Retweeted by JoshASchaeffer
$20 gas purchase, but the gas station pre-authorizes $126, capping my $400 card, and this is "normal"... are these people fucking retarded? 10:28 PM Nov 9th, 2011 via web
Win8 Metro's DataTemplateSelector is once again a base class instead of an interface: another ugly pressure point of single-inheritance. 4:48 PM Oct 24th, 2011 via web
JonahNRO Breaking: In surprise move, Obama teleprompter to stand in for Jon Hunstman at tonight's debate. 12:33 PM Oct 18th, 2011 via web Retweeted by JoshASchaeffer and 40 others
MossyBlog Job ads often state "must have uni degree etc" remember bill gates, Steve jobs etc didn't finish their degrees #justsaying 2:22 AM Oct 9th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone from here Retweeted by JoshASchaeffer and 2 others
johnsheehan Dennis Ritchie, creator of C, has passed away bit.ly/MME6y bit.ly/p7FJA3 6:23 PM Oct 12th, 2011 via TweetDeck Retweeted by JoshASchaeffer and 710 others
BillGates For those of us lucky enough to get to work with Steve, it’s been an insanely great honor. I will miss Steve immensely. b-gat.es/qHXDsU 5:38 PM Oct 5th, 2011 via web Retweeted by JoshASchaeffer and 36259 others

Name Joshua A. Schaeffer
Location Austin, Texas
Bio .NET C#/WPF/XAML developer, amateur sax player, American history junkie, successful college dropout.