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JosephScrimshaw

@ckwright Many thanks! about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to ckwright
Exercise update: I've been watching my wife do yard work for like five minutes. Exhausting. about 6 hours ago via TweetDeck
@yoda My apologies, Master Yoda. As a Star Wars geek I should have sensed your unlocked presence. about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to yoda
Working on my book COMEDY OF DOOM. Putting final touches on a mini spy thriller called FOR YOUR EXPENSE REPORT ONLY. kck.st/Iukag1 about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck
100% of surveys show stuff. about 11 hours ago via TweetDeck
@Matt_Silverman @BillCorbett @christerickson Thanks! Working on an Empire Strikes Back version so I can have fun with Yoda's locked account. about 14 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to Matt_Silverman
I'm inside writing all day today. Luckily, it is a beautiful sunny day on my screensaver. about 15 hours ago via TweetDeck
AndBetterRadio Finally backed @JosephScrimshaw's kickstarter, you should too! kck.st/IHfNIe 6:55 PM May 26th via web Retweeted by JosephScrimshaw
@AndBetterRadio Many thanks! 7:00 PM May 26th via TweetDeck in reply to AndBetterRadio
@ghalidrim Begrudging is truly one of the best cocktail ingedients. 6:40 PM May 26th via TweetDeck in reply to ghalidrim
I invented a new cocktail called THE LAZY. Open a can of beer. Don't pour it in a glass. Garnish with pizza and ambivalence. Try to enjoy. 6:33 PM May 26th via TweetDeck
@TheChubbyMuse Good idea! 3:21 PM May 26th via TweetDeck in reply to TheChubbyMuse
@rhaje @chicazul The rules will all be in the book out in July! 2:45 PM May 26th via TweetDeck in reply to rhaje
@rhaje @chicazul Team hugging is only allowed in EXTREME COMPETITIVE HUGGING. 2:27 PM May 26th via TweetDeck in reply to rhaje
@AngerMonkey @lowercasek It's true that COMPETITIVE HUGGING may be a spectator sport for some people. Just like punching! 12:28 PM May 26th via TweetDeck in reply to AngerMonkey
@lowercasek @AngerMonkey The Hugging Judge will ask you to sit in the No Hug Zone until you can control yourself and play by the rules. 12:16 PM May 26th via TweetDeck in reply to lowercasek
@AngerMonkey That said, I can't stop you from going rogue and playing unconventional COMPETITIVE HUGGING in your backyard or an alley. 12:08 PM May 26th via TweetDeck in reply to AngerMonkey
@AngerMonkey No, sneak hugs will get you kicked out by the Hugging Judge in official COMPETITIVE HUGGING. 12:03 PM May 26th via TweetDeck in reply to AngerMonkey
Happily working on rules for my new geek friendly sport COMPETITIVE HUGGING. Learn how to play in my upcoming book! kck.st/Iukag1 11:47 AM May 26th via TweetDeck
@joshacagan @hijinksensue @wilw I think you should make one with a kilt called "Wee Wheaton." 11:02 AM May 26th via TweetDeck in reply to joshacagan

Name Joseph Scrimshaw
Location Minneapolis, MN
Web http://josephscri...
Bio Comedian/writer/geek flavored. Comedy blog: http://josephscrimshaw.com Comedy podcast: http://tinyurl.com/6p6f9v6 Interests include: comedy