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JosephScrimshaw

  1. @ckwright Many thanks!
  2. Exercise update: I've been watching my wife do yard work for like five minutes. Exhausting.
  3. @yoda My apologies, Master Yoda. As a Star Wars geek I should have sensed your unlocked presence.
  4. Working on my book COMEDY OF DOOM. Putting final touches on a mini spy thriller called FOR YOUR EXPENSE REPORT ONLY. kck.st/Iukag1
  5. 100% of surveys show stuff.
  6. @Matt_Silverman @BillCorbett @christerickson Thanks! Working on an Empire Strikes Back version so I can have fun with Yoda's locked account.
  7. I'm inside writing all day today. Luckily, it is a beautiful sunny day on my screensaver.
  8. @AndBetterRadio Many thanks!
  9. @ghalidrim Begrudging is truly one of the best cocktail ingedients.
  10. I invented a new cocktail called THE LAZY. Open a can of beer. Don't pour it in a glass. Garnish with pizza and ambivalence. Try to enjoy.
  11. @TheChubbyMuse Good idea!
  12. @rhaje @chicazul The rules will all be in the book out in July!
  13. @rhaje @chicazul Team hugging is only allowed in EXTREME COMPETITIVE HUGGING.
  14. @AngerMonkey @lowercasek It's true that COMPETITIVE HUGGING may be a spectator sport for some people. Just like punching!
  15. @lowercasek @AngerMonkey The Hugging Judge will ask you to sit in the No Hug Zone until you can control yourself and play by the rules.
  16. @AngerMonkey That said, I can't stop you from going rogue and playing unconventional COMPETITIVE HUGGING in your backyard or an alley.
  17. @AngerMonkey No, sneak hugs will get you kicked out by the Hugging Judge in official COMPETITIVE HUGGING.
  18. Happily working on rules for my new geek friendly sport COMPETITIVE HUGGING. Learn how to play in my upcoming book! kck.st/Iukag1
  19. @joshacagan @hijinksensue @wilw I think you should make one with a kilt called "Wee Wheaton."