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JosephGarraty

Packing peanuts--abomination unto the Lord, or merely an affront to God? 12:16 PM May 7th via Netvibes Official Widget
@arielauthentic Nope. Routine cleaning, performed overzealously. Perio's no fun, either though. 9:50 AM Apr 19th via Netvibes Official Widget
Had the world's most thorough oral hygienist today. I think the *roots* of my teeth are clean. I hope the bleeding stops someday. #dentist 8:47 AM Apr 19th via Netvibes Official Widget
@markedwardhall Overachiever. :) 7:34 AM Apr 13th via Netvibes Official Widget
@jimduckett Leave it for dead and come back to it later. Sometimes, you won't even be able to tell what you thought was so wrong. :) 8:50 PM Apr 12th via TweetDeck in reply to jimduckett
And some days, you realize your subplot is actually way more interesting than your plot plot. Whoops. Good thing it's early... #amwriting 8:44 PM Apr 12th via TweetDeck
@andrewvanwey That's...disturbing. 8:30 AM Apr 11th via Netvibes Official Widget
The parlous state of American education. bit.ly/HKkdkG #jesuswept 7:01 AM Apr 11th via TweetDeck
The Supreme Court is stressing me the f**k out. I think I need to take a break from the internet for about a month. 7:15 AM Mar 29th via Netvibes Official Widget
"When you are the smartest person in the room, FIND A DIFFERENT ROOM!" (emphasis added). Awesome. bit.ly/A6Zh9T 11:31 AM Mar 26th via Netvibes Official Widget
There's more musical variety in my car when I leave the same CD in for a week straight than when I listen to pop radio. Jeez. #amlistening 5:20 PM Mar 25th via Netvibes Official Widget
Blog entries full of writing advice are largely, what's the word? Fucking worthless. This is the exception: bit.ly/wXRif9 #writing 7:52 AM Feb 29th via Netvibes Official Widget
"...got a grand piano to prop up my mortal remains..." Wish I knew why I sometimes wake up with songs in my head I haven't heard for years. 6:38 AM Feb 28th via Netvibes Official Widget
Saw somebody with a Ron Paul sign today. It said "End the Fed." I read: "I am economically illiterate." 6:43 PM Feb 25th via TweetDeck
I've decided that urban fantasy is basically indistinguishable from supernatural horror--at least the way I write it. Oops. #writing 12:56 PM Feb 18th via Netvibes Official Widget
A quick 'n' dirty guide to recording gear for the stupidly obsessed hobbyist. bit.ly/y3LI5K #recording 5:58 AM Feb 8th via TweetDeck
Woman pulls up invoice for fixing my dbx compressor. Says: "Oh my god. I've never seen a repair bill that high from us. Uh, sorry." Sigh. 10:33 AM Feb 1st via TweetDeck
@AVRant_Tom And even then, the jury's still out... 9:46 AM Feb 1st via Netvibes Official Widget
Always funny: watching somebody on a Bluetooth headset wildly gesticulating at thin air. 9:09 AM Feb 1st via Netvibes Official Widget
RT @JHSked: WolfSong is free to download Saturday & Sunday from Amazon - here's the link & enjoy! tinyurl.com/7vaelt4 6:55 AM Jan 21st via TweetDeck

Name Joseph Garraty
Location Dallas, Texas
Web http://www.joseph...
Bio Horror, urban fantasy, and science fiction novelist, and aspiring deadbeat musician.