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  1. Sitting at o'hare. two dudes giving me dirty looks. "Soccer is a girly sport" didn't go over too well... 5:18 PM Oct 30th from txt
  2. I just moved something with my mind. No, seriously! 3:24 PM Oct 23rd from txt
  3. In d.c., Just walked through a ny style deli staffed by sri lankans to a bavarian bar in the back, staffed by a chinese girl. God bles ... 10:03 AM Oct 3rd from txt
  4. Overheard at dinner tonight: "morality...it's a bitch." 8:52 PM Sep 5th from txt
  5. Sitting next to Tracy McGrady at the las vegas airport. He has a nicer blackberry than me. Jerk. 2:22 PM Jul 19th from txt
  6. Question of the day: who weighs more, a pregnant midget or a quadraplegic woman? 3:04 PM Jun 16th from txt
  7. My six o'clock client actually showed up...my hat's off to you, sir! 7:34 PM May 27th from txt
  8. LaGuardia airport: dirty, smelly, poorly laid-out, unfriendly employees, and none of them speak english. Huzzah! 3:41 PM May 22nd from txt
  9. At O'hare, waiting for my flight. Everyone of asian descent that I can see is wearing a mask. Apparently everyone else is concerned ab ... 11:41 AM May 22nd from txt
  10. The miracle of the cellphone: now you can yell and scream at people hundreds of miles away. This guy needs to SHUT UP. 11:38 AM May 22nd from txt
  11. I was in a chinese restaurant today; it smelled like an italian restaurant. I froze and was totally locked up for five seconds! 6:01 PM Mar 31st from txt
  12. Congratulations to everyone who made "Wine Thursday" a success!!! 6:43 AM Mar 27th from txt
  13. At hugo's frogbar, Naperville, I'll. Try the oysters rockefeller!!!! 4:56 PM Mar 25th from txt
  14. Tip #1 for making Monday even worse: Three hours of sleep Sunday night... 6:04 PM Feb 23rd from txt
  15. Date was awesome. Woman was awesome. Last night, awesome. Did I mention it was awesome? 10:01 AM Feb 22nd from txt
  16. About to ship out to Arlington Heights for the evening for a semi-blind date. That is all. 2:52 PM Feb 21st from txt
  17. For a truly decadent cup of coffee, use whipping cream instead of half'n'half. 9:48 AM Feb 21st from txt
  18. Attention all clients: do not call me at 4:45 pm on a Friday an expect to have an hour of my time. Further bulletins as events warrant... 2:46 PM Feb 20th from txt
  19. Going to Kane County for court isn't as much fun now that Krispy Kreme went out of business:( 8:46 AM Feb 20th from txt
  20. Happy Thanksgiving! 6:15 AM Nov 27th, 2008 from txt