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  1. It's all connected. And it doesn't matter. What matters is that it's connected without mattering.
  2. 18 and life to go!
  3. First update in a month. All I have to say is that I worry about things.
  4. When you mess up hitting on a girl in a dream, you're in serious trouble.
  5. Billy Mays did cocaine shortly before he passed away. Wow.
  6. Why did it take me so long to discover Bigwig's album Reclamation? Fabulous album.
  7. Hold me, darling, for a little while.
  8. Yes.
  9. Fuck Doug, I'm not going out like this.
  10. Steve Gehrke wandered into the bar tonight. It was like seeing a religious figure.
  11. A darkness only found between lovers.
  12. Everything I write sounds like it belongs on Wikipedia. With line breaks.
  13. @tsflynn Re: Beach Boys song: I get it now. A lot deeper than I was reading into it.
  14. @tsflynn The NL All Stars were playing a lot like the Cubs. And the one All Star Cub didn't even play.
  15. I know it's an old rivalry, but did the "Best Fans in Baseball" (as the announcers played them up to be) really need to boo Ted Lilly?
  16. @chaoticspring Trueblood was a dining hall at SIU.
  17. This lyric makes no sense to me: "None of the guys go steady cause it wouldn't be right/To leave their best girl home now on Saturday night"
  18. Wiffle Ball anyone?
  19. I've been wearing the same shirt for four days and the same shorts for two weeks. I have changed underwear and socks regularly.
  20. Even fools have whims.