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  1. RT @xianity T.U.L.I.P.S.? Unpublished manuscript confirms 6th point of Calvinism many suspected existed all along: Smug Superiority 6:22 PM Dec 8th from web
  2. Instead of asking for a raise tmw, i decided to ask for monthly commission on the souls I get saved. 1:28 PM Dec 7th from web
  3. Waiting outside my professors office to go over my research paper I had a sickening realization. I don't even have a topic nvm a paper. 10:22 AM Dec 7th from txt
  4. CC #22 "Refusing to take compliments". I usually try to say something holy like. "no. NO. not me, all glory to the heavenly hosts above". 8:49 AM Dec 7th from web
  5. Go to church for more than comparing clothes this morning. 7:40 AM Dec 6th from txt
  6. Just did a speech on Charles Spurgeon for Western Civ. Talked all about @pastormark & MH - Use evry opportunity to preach the gospel. 1:19 PM Dec 2nd from txt
  7. crosswalk* sry 11:03 AM Dec 2nd from web
  8. I beat the system. Parked halfway in a crossway and no ticket. Respect. 11:03 AM Dec 2nd from web
  9. I'm almost positive I illegally parked on thayer street in Providence. We shall see. 9:44 AM Dec 2nd from txt
  10. I am highly debating doing my final persuasive speech on "Why Beyonce's 'Single Ladies' is the greatest music video of all time!!" 11:39 AM Nov 30th from txt
  11. RT @david718 Operation christmas beard in full effect.// ME TOO! Keep it till u come to RI. Maybe @brettleyde & @calebwhite will join us. 9:28 PM Nov 28th from web
  12. You can be an arms length away from Jesus and still not be changed by Him. 7:42 PM Nov 28th from web
  13. RT @judahsmith Wow this statement just jumped off the page; "None of those who do practice sin have taken a good look at Christ." 1JN3:6 MSG 12:12 PM Nov 28th from web
  14. No. Coldplay is not a substitue for worship music. 12:06 PM Nov 25th from txt
  15. Today, I realized our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. 10:16 AM Nov 25th from txt
  16. We are condemned to be free. -Satre 6:17 AM Nov 23rd from txt
  17. Just logged on ustream just in time to see to see @bennyperez live w. his "Mexican Judo" joke. (judo kno if i got a gun, or knife) Classic. 7:56 PM Nov 19th from web
  18. "Don't tie ur shoe in a Watermelon field & Dont adjust your hat under a pear tree." #ChineseProverb 5:53 AM Nov 18th from txt
  19. A guy just offered me a sample cup of tea @mall. I wanted to take it & throw it on the ground yelling "I don't need ur tea!" (snl) 3:16 PM Nov 17th from txt
  20. @mikeservello hah! i attacked the legitimacy of the Nobel Prize- wasnt hard. Turn it into a political tool (which it is), and you win. 1:48 PM Nov 16th from web