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  1. All I have is the title: "Divorced Dad's Weekend Wubba". I don't know what it is. A web series? A Sega Genesis game?about 3 hours ago from web
  2. Listen, I don't have time for another Becky v. Darlene debate. Can we agree that they were both foxy ladies and move on?about 21 hours ago from web
  3. Tonight I interviewed Marilyn Manson on his tour bus and then he gave me an in-n-out milkshake.1:14 AM Jul 12th from web
  4. If you're an animal and I'm looking at you, the least you could do is exhibit some behaviors.7:20 PM Jul 9th from web
  5. @Just_Alison whoops. I meant to type "Japanese apatite"4:48 PM Jul 8th from web in reply to Just_Alison
  6. Watch and hear me gab about video games on the very fine program "The Game Show" http://thestream.tv/?v=15584:40 PM Jul 8th from web
  7. I'm thinking of changing careers from "TV Producer" to "Judd Apatow's Golden Boy"4:25 PM Jul 8th from web
  8. Super-agent Mike Ovitz or Super-breakfast ham omelette? (this tweet co-produced w/ @youngamerican)8:21 PM Jul 5th from web
  9. Not a time goes by when I don't walk by the bras in a department store and think to myself: "Boobs go in there".10:05 PM Jul 2nd from web
  10. Working in Orange County AGAIN today. I swear I should just move back there, or at least start a Social Distortion cover band.7:24 AM Jul 2nd from web
  11. @ashleighBot pretzel with mayo? That sounds sad-a-liscious!7:22 AM Jul 2nd from web in reply to ashleighBot
  12. Wait, if you're not a vegetarian why are you ordering a veggie burger? It tastes worse. Are you trying to impress a girl or something?2:51 PM Jun 30th from web
  13. A video featuring me and America's biggest non-Transformer movie stars (for @fueltv) http://tinyurl.com/lgczgr7:45 AM Jun 30th from web
  14. Breakin' hearts, blastin' farts.6:38 AM Jun 29th from web
  15. Wearin' jorts, buildin' forts.6:37 AM Jun 29th from web
  16. People from Chicago are very concerned that you might have forgotten that Ferris Bueller's Day Off was filmed in Chicago.2:53 PM Jun 24th from web
  17. The enemy of my enemy is my vacuum (my enemy is a dog).11:31 AM Jun 22nd from web
  18. Some would call a broken toilet and inconvenience. I call it a great excuse to shit at some of my favorite gas stations.9:15 AM Jun 20th from web
  19. Big audition coming up. What is a "20-something slacker" like? I understand they speak very frankly about matters of sexuality.1:37 PM Jun 16th from web
  20. These Iranian elections wouldn't be so crazy if they had a version of Mark Russell to help them laugh off some steam8:19 AM Jun 15th from web