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Jordan_Morris

  1. It's sad to think that my kids won't fully grasp why it was so important to the guys from Airheads that their song be played on the radio. about 17 hours ago via WitStream
  2. @BillCorbett sweet brah. You juiced for the circle pit at the Jars of Clay concert tonight? 7:25 PM May 24th via Twitter for Windows Phone in reply to BillCorbett
  3. Great shows at @TheLittleModern tonight. @BabsGray's talk show at 9:30pm, then me doing improv at 11:00pm! thelittlemodern.com/schedule/may/ 11:50 AM May 24th via web
  4. Take a long, serious look at your life if you find more than one 7-11 Go Go Taquito sleeve on the floor of your car. 10:04 AM May 24th via WitStream
  5. Thanks to the folks at @BiteTV for making Yours Truly today's comedy spotlight: bite.ca/bitedaily/2012… 3:49 PM May 23rd via web
  6. DJ Pauly D is currently feuding with Deadmau5. In six months, that will be a nonsense sentence. 11:06 AM May 23rd via WitStream
  7. LA: Come see sketch from Up! Up! Up! tonight at @UCBTLA. 8:00pm. Site says "sold out" but stand-bys get in! losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/performances/v… 9:07 AM May 23rd via web
  8. I imagine the feeling you get from seeing Rock of Ages is similar to the one you get from watching your aunt get too drunk at a wedding. 10:35 AM May 22nd via WitStream
  9. Please listen to this live episode of @IndoorKids featuring me, @jonahray @kumailn and @thegynomite nerdist.com/2012/05/the-in… 9:35 AM May 22nd via web
  10. Please enjoy this video I wrote for the @Yahoo organization featuring the great @JohnRossBowie and other funny folks. screen.yahoo.com/crook-d-smile-… 12:13 PM May 21st via web
  11. This week's #JJGO has repeat first-time guest @AlisonRosen. maximumfun.org/bullseye/jorda… 10:04 AM May 21st via web
  12. Good news: I found a shit-ton of footage! Enough for an entire movie! Bad news: It's of a delightful romp with hardly any terror. 10:29 AM May 18th via WitStream
  13. @thegynomite @LAWeekly Guys! I'm blushing over here!!! 5:49 PM May 16th via web in reply to thegynomite
  14. @kumailn I corrected my mistake! I feel like a real boob. 12:47 PM May 16th via web in reply to kumailn
  15. I'll be at @NerdMelt this Friday for a live @indoorkids w/ @kumailn @thegynomite and @jonahray. 9:00pm. Tix: ow.ly/aSQvV 12:44 PM May 16th via web
  16. Promotional consideration for 16 and Pregnant provided by: Oversized Hooded Sweatshirts. 11:05 AM May 15th via WitStream
  17. This week's #JJGO has pro wrestler @ColtCabana and several HUGE REVEALS!!! maximumfun.org/jordan-jesse-g… 8:27 AM May 15th via web
  18. @targemq8 That's true, the left one is a little long. They did a nice job with the penis though. 11:10 AM May 14th via web in reply to targemq8
  19. Its really cool that fans have been drawing these pictures of me around the neighborhood twitter.com/Jordan_Morris/… 10:39 AM May 14th via Twitter for Windows Phone