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JordanZeh

  1. How do people with Alzheimer's celebrate Memorial Day?! #memorialday #hashtag #honkeylips 12:17 PM May 24th via Mobile Web
  2. @hannibalburess Loving you on Pandora! Have you kicked a pigeon yet? bhahahaha #pigeonkicking #snakefart #fishboogers 9:56 PM May 23rd via web
  3. @WilprinnaGeorge follow and i'll do it 8:07 AM May 23rd via web in reply to WilprinnaGeorge
  4. @Sanj_OnAir G.G. or J.R.? Tough call on "most admired by me" 8:04 AM May 23rd via web in reply to Sanj_OnAir
  5. @Sanj_OnAir where you lunching it today? 7:55 AM May 23rd via web in reply to Sanj_OnAir
  6. @Sanj_OnAir That's a great handle! 7:05 AM May 23rd via web
  7. I want a drug that makes you have a minute long "pee shake"--that shake you do near the end of piss. #urinehumorking #retardedisabadword #to 6:36 AM May 23rd via Mobile Web
  8. @Falconch3 Thanks man! Troy did and continues and will always inspire me and many. Not too many days go by without thinking about him! 10:10 PM May 22nd via web in reply to Falconch3
  9. @Falconch3 I'm fine with the $ without any help...starting stand up soon SO..that could all change. hahaha 9:58 PM May 22nd via web in reply to Falconch3
  10. @Falconch3 nope...why do you ask? #lovemesomeobama 9:56 PM May 22nd via web in reply to Falconch3
  11. @Falconch3 nope...why do you ask? #obamarules 9:54 PM May 22nd via web in reply to Falconch3
  12. I am going to be a Fish Oil Tycoon! Watch! I want to buy your gold...fish!'s oil! #thoseplasticpinkflamingospeoplestickintheiryards #lupas 9:45 PM May 22nd via web
  13. @TedStryker Did you go? 9:42 PM May 22nd via web in reply to TedStryker
  14. @lauzaohnana if you follow ..sure 9:38 PM May 22nd via web in reply to lauzaohnana
  15. @JoeFenty if you follow ..sure 9:38 PM May 22nd via web in reply to JoeFenty
  16. @SuchAF_cKnLADY if you follow..sure 9:38 PM May 22nd via web in reply to SuchAF_cKnLADY
  17. The 6 month anniversary for me wishing the Kindle Fire would cause a fire BUT not killing anyone(house burned) The irony we are missing! 9:34 PM May 22nd via web
  18. @nickthune Your so funny, you gave Twitter a momentary hiccup! 7:38 PM May 22nd via web
  19. I really want to see an "all abortion" 16 & pregnant season. Is that too much to ask for? #godsuckssometimes #harristeeter #pigglywigglyass 7:35 PM May 22nd via web