My car runs on vegans.

After much research I have decided that @walkermichelle7 has car tires made purely out of black licorice. As durable as a 95 yr old woman.

@walkermichelle7 my lovely wife. Your leftovers make my lunch break a beautiful thing:)

Wedding pics preview kateandkuby.blogspot.com/2011/10/michel… amazing job @Kate_Kubler

@walkermichelle7 hurry up in there! In ready to see my bride:) #blessed

"Some people believe in Jonah, but at the same time they believe in the woman in the shoe." beautiful words by hunter bobo.

1,638 days down, 2 to go! @my beautiful bride @walkermichelle7

@walkermichelle7 do we have plans Saturday? I feel like I'm forgetting something... Oh wait, nevermind

@walkermichelle7 in 10 long days, you will be my community service for life... Legally:)

Well my stolen car was recovered. Strange thing, when I went to the city impound it only weighed about half of what it did. #accord -some

Planking is dangerous. Especially around me.

This sucks #mycargotstolen

Too many items of clothing on at this moment. #beautifulweatherwasmeantfornudist.

For those of you who don't know, I asked @walkermichelle7 to marry me today. She said yes! I'm a lucky man.

Today I woke up before my arms. Being half asleep, my first thought revolved around the difficulties in getting a glass of water. #drymouth

Firemen's attempt at a practical joke #smokealarms.

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

@walkermichelle7 you're my girl.

I was kicked out of school for threatening a girl in a wheelchair with a Chinese throwing star #guy hunter and I met in the park.

If heaven was all that was promised to me, why don't I pray for death?