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JordanAyer

  1. RT @ZachPazz: I hate those "what if" scenarios that run through your mind daily.
  2. Fob take over gone crazy RT @_DABS: Villagio's on firee ! yfrog.com/hsrgrtwj
  3. Gonna finish this lab tomorrow -.- to the bed <3
  4. Just went through my iprocrastinate.. I've had 30 assignments in the last 6 weeks #ridiculous
  5. Mom: you should eat to live not live to eat, Me: Can't I do both?
  6. Really not bothered to bs my way through an entire lab report today
  7. HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @fyeahitsnoha #memories lockerz.com/s/212332093
  8. Having a talk with the mother about gay people LMAO
  9. I really don't remember being this tired for quite a long time
  10. Cousin graduates from Harvard today.. DAMN that was fast mad respect to him
  11. Joseph Somo Y SO TALENTED? <3
  12. The analytical part of this IA is killing me -.-
  13. The reason why I procrastinate so much is because I prioritize food > work, and there's always something cooking in my house..
  14. Nvm figured it out #previoustweet
  15. My autograph just stopped working, and is now telling me that my 30 day trial is over? WHAT :S
  16. RT @3alii_: Motivation = 0
  17. Let the incredibly long day begin x_x
  18. Happy birthday to my favorite nigger and my homie for life, @M_Elmalik oh and the guys an absolute beast ♥
  19. Perfect ending to the amazing night ♥
  20. AHAHAHAHAHAH RT @StupidFootball: Interesting scenes as John Terry goes to lift the trophy for Barcelona's Copa Del Rey win. (@Chatnovski11)