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JordanAyer

RT @ZachPazz: I hate those "what if" scenarios that run through your mind daily. about 2 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
Fob take over gone crazy RT @_DABS: Villagio's on firee ! yfrog.com/hsrgrtwj about 6 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
Gonna finish this lab tomorrow -.- to the bed <3 about 17 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
Just went through my iprocrastinate.. I've had 30 assignments in the last 6 weeks #ridiculous about 18 hours ago via TweetDeck
Mom: you should eat to live not live to eat, Me: Can't I do both? about 22 hours ago via TweetDeck
Really not bothered to bs my way through an entire lab report today about 23 hours ago via TweetDeck
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @fyeahitsnoha #memories lockerz.com/s/212332093 about 23 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
Having a talk with the mother about gay people LMAO 4:44 AM May 27th via UberSocial for BlackBerry
I really don't remember being this tired for quite a long time 11:10 PM May 26th via UberSocial for BlackBerry
Cousin graduates from Harvard today.. DAMN that was fast mad respect to him 2:01 PM May 26th via TweetDeck
Joseph Somo Y SO TALENTED? <3 10:10 AM May 26th via TweetDeck
The analytical part of this IA is killing me -.- 9:57 AM May 26th via TweetDeck
The reason why I procrastinate so much is because I prioritize food > work, and there's always something cooking in my house.. 5:49 AM May 26th via UberSocial for BlackBerry
Nvm figured it out #previoustweet 5:47 AM May 26th via UberSocial for BlackBerry
My autograph just stopped working, and is now telling me that my 30 day trial is over? WHAT :S 5:21 AM May 26th via TweetDeck
RT @3alii_: Motivation = 0 1:31 AM May 26th via UberSocial for BlackBerry
Let the incredibly long day begin x_x 12:32 AM May 26th via TweetDeck
Happy birthday to my favorite nigger and my homie for life, @M_Elmalik oh and the guys an absolute beast ♥ 4:15 PM May 25th via UberSocial for BlackBerry
Perfect ending to the amazing night ♥ 4:14 PM May 25th via UberSocial for BlackBerry
AHAHAHAHAHAH RT @StupidFootball: Interesting scenes as John Terry goes to lift the trophy for Barcelona's Copa Del Rey win. (@Chatnovski11) 4:12 PM May 25th via UberSocial for BlackBerry