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Caution: When a child farts in your direction, don't inhale while drinking a beverage. I feel like I just drank a coffee tasting beef stew.6:18 PM Nov 25thfrom Echofon
Another tried to turn left in front of me to grab a spot. She says, "Can't you see I'm turning?" Then she died of emphysema...in my mind.1:03 PM Nov 25thfrom Echofon
A "lady" backed out her car into the road and yelled at me 'cause I didn't stop. Then fire came from the sky and she was toast...in my mind.12:57 PM Nov 25thfrom Echofon
@GregoryRussell: Your 3G plan does not refer to the wireless network actually working when you want it to, but to the annual iPhone cost.8:15 PM Nov 23rdfrom Echofon
RT @Misadventures: Excessive volume from neighbor's tv is encroaching my solitude. I think I have the remote... *reaches for shotgun*8:10 PM Nov 23rdfrom Echofon
Is it weird that I have a need to listen to Rage Against the Machine before this lunch meeting?12:27 PM Nov 23rdfrom Echofon
