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  1. You could fit inside me. GET INSIDE ME! #besttvlinesof09
  2. I love jeans. I'm into jeans. I'm into YOUR jeans! #besttvlinesof09
  3. Let's face it together! Let's face each other in the dark! I mean, if it was dark, and I had your face, I would kiss myself #besttvlinesof09
  4. I bet the duck is in the hat. #besttvlinesof09
  5. Coach Silvester didn't tell me to do this. #besttvlinesof09
  6. You wanna be like everyone else, but not really. On the inside you wanna be like Boy George. Uh, well I did anyway. ~ LadyGaga on Ellen
  7. ANYTHING Jason Stackhouse said belongs in #besttvlinesof09
  8. F love. ~ Rihanna #besttvlinesof09 (@WaterSlicer you know all of these are pretty much aimed at you right?)
  9. Those were great pumps. ~ Erik, True Blood #besttvlinesof09
  10. @TheMidnightHour wishing I had you, Yumm, Sweet Life and cruiser bike to keep you company. SO jealous of your goings on!
  11. I'm going to throw up down your back. #besttvlinesof09
  12. Some of my top songs of the decade? Season of Love, Slow Wind (Remix), Champagne High, Slow Dance, Fidelity, Yeah #notRStop100
  13. Restoring my faith in humanity RT @Variety: Susan Boyle still tops on music charts... sells 1.2 million discs http://bit.ly/8HQEEA
  14. RT @RollingStone: And the Rolling Stone Song of the Decade is 1. Gnarls Barkley – “Crazy.” Read full list here: http://bit.ly/rssongs
  15. Thanks for the good words @paste!!! RT @tgoetz: thanks to @paste for naming @Wired the #1 Magazine of the Decade! http://bit.ly/8R09L3
  16. RT @jopearl: Christmas songs written by Jews: White Christmas, The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting,) Let It Snow, Rudolph, Silver Bel ...
  17. @erinbiba Jersey Shore slang: http://bit.ly/6kyQrM
  18. @mjinnett I imagined having that on my coffee table... Then I imagine shooting myself in the face.
  19. @gingerscott Obviously the blond (Piper Perabo?) was ONLY put in the lineup for her talent at whispering sweet nothings.. I'll allow it.
  20. @gingerscott Then there's the makeup in this http://bit.ly/5ea2PK That's just mean.