JontyJamesM
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100th British soldier dies in Afghanistan; house prices go up 1.4%. Which news item will people care the most about I wonder...
about 20 hours ago
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A history of the SAS's role in The Troubles: We Will Death On The Rock You
11:09 AM Dec 7th
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The musical of The Wire - We Will Glock You
10:47 AM Dec 7th
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Just read that Sigourney Weaver is 60... Call me a granny-fancying freak, but she looks hot for 60...
10:28 AM Dec 7th
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@ Ironically, Anne Frank's Diary doesn't make it into Tragic Life Stories. Tragic, but not tragic enough for WH Smiths.
10:18 AM Dec 7th
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Today's bargains - Xbox 360 MW2 - £30 on Amazon; latest Harry Potter 2-disc version, £7 at Sainsburys. I should get commission for this.
10:05 AM Dec 7th
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@ My favourite is the Tragic Life Stories section. Titles like 'Don't Do It, Daddy', 'Why Mummy, Why?' and 'Uncle, Put It Away.'
10:02 AM Dec 7th
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Anyone not had sex with Tiger Woods out there? I'm starting to worry that I have and subsequently forgot about it.
3:46 AM Dec 7th
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@ I suspect it's some Dorian Grey thing for the success of Lock Stock.
1:54 PM Dec 6th
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"McG Wants to Direct Terminators 5 & 6" - if Terminators exist, guys - please come back and stop him.
1:53 PM Dec 6th
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@ Guy Ritchie has stayed the same - it's just the rest of humanity that's moved on.
1:50 PM Dec 6th
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Watching the trailer for Guy Ritchie's 'Sherlock Holmes' is like watching a porn movie and suddenly recognising your nan.
9:32 AM Dec 6th
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The pattern made by blood on my toe-bandage looks weirdly like the Joker's mouth. SO tempted to draw eyes and nose...
7:49 AM Dec 3rd
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@ Thanks!!! I'm hoping they offer an epidural... X
12:34 AM Dec 3rd
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This is the last time I wake up with all my toenails. In 2 hours' time I'll be Johnny Nine Nails.
11:19 PM Dec 2nd
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@ "Piracy funds terrorism" - but it also keeps Britain's ailing eye-patch industry afloat, so y'know, every cloud...
4:35 AM Dec 2nd
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I long for the day when Gordon Brown begins PMQs by saying 'Fuck me, nobody's died this week.'
4:06 AM Dec 2nd
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@ I love the phrase 'elegant looking labia' - very My Fair Lady.
3:03 AM Dec 2nd
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in reply to ThatKevinSmith
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Have I Got Hypotenuse For You
2:42 AM Dec 2nd
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@ If you get time, try some Killepitsch in Dusseldorf - it's 84 proof cough syrup. One sip will keep you going until Christmas.
2:26 AM Dec 2nd
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- Name Jonathan James Mills
- Location North Yorkshire
- Web http://www.thisjo...
- Bio One half of the awarding-winning comedy double act, Mills and Boon.
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