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JonnysTrickBag

  1. @beckyhenders How dare you be homophobic against a straight guy :P
  2. @DownloadFest And yet my ticket still hasnt come -_-
  3. What is the movie obsession with destroying Manhattan exactly? It's not that great tbh
  4. #WhatNotToDoAtAWedding Turn up in a paint on tuxedo and tophat :)
  5. #ReplaceBandNamesWithTits Bring me the Tits, DragonTits, Calling Tits, Tits Bridge, TitStorm, TitsGarden, Pearl Tits, Black Tits :)
  6. #50ThingsIHate 50 Justin Beiber fans
  7. Is gettting slightly bothered that my Download ticket still hasnt arrived -_-
  8. And thats tweet number 3000!!!! God I need to get out more :L
  9. "Give a larbage, throw out your garbage." Gary the no trash Cougar :D
  10. Dont say doin your wife :D
  11. Family Guy or early night. Dont remember the last time I chose a good nights sleep over the Griffin Family :)
  12. To whom it may concern, i'll be signing books at Waterstones tomorrow until I am escorted out by security :)
  13. @tomwss8 Yes you have aids.
  14. @amie_drums I guess that works #SheldonCooperMomentAverted :)
  15. @amie_drums ..............How do you have strawberries without cream or ice cream? #Madness
  16. @amie_drums Burned myself sorting dinner out, it's not too bad, mostly i just have bigger callouses than usual :P
  17. @TMBeth Go on then :)
  18. @TMBeth Deal, also could you make my hair pretty, it's being a massive twat today -_-
  19. @TMBeth I could pop to the shop and get them, I was gonna get some of those rocky road squares there too :)