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  1. http://twitpic.com/nfeg4 - How postmodern. 12:57 PM Oct 29th from TwitPic
  2. Wait, imperial decree. Hah, whoops. 8:12 AM Oct 29th from mobile web
  3. I work 11:30 to 8:30 today. I get one break. It is happening, by EMPIRICAL DECREE, now. I have a whole American workday after lunch. 8:09 AM Oct 29th from txt
  4. @altgirldelete The irony of saying that on Twitter is astounding. 1:11 PM Oct 27th from mobile web
  5. The Drudge Report is already copyright 2010, just in case you want 1998's web design with next year's date. 7:59 PM Oct 26th from web
  6. In case you needed a chart for this sort of thing, NASCAR drivers are worse actors than pro wrestlers. 5:11 PM Oct 26th from web
  7. Steve Phillips got fired? Who'll pretend to be a baseball team's GM for fake press conferences during the offseason now? 10:10 AM Oct 26th from web
  8. RIP Geocities. I'm pouring out a forty made entirely from animated GIFS right now. Little blinking glitter-skulls all over the sidewalk. 9:49 AM Oct 26th from web
  9. (After taking a knee to the junk: J: "You kneed my balls." C: "Why would I need your balls?" 8:25 PM Oct 25th from web
  10. Oh wow! The new DirecTV commercial is EXACTLY what Hell will be like for David Spade! 4:29 PM Oct 25th from web
  11. Mother of fuck, I forgot how creepy Wal Mart is. 11:06 AM Oct 25th from txt
  12. I love when people get mad that they can't find a Superman figure. Like it's my fault DC thought kids would be all over Captain Cold. 9:09 AM Oct 24th from txt
  13. I've somehow never seen ANNIE before. Two things: this movie is ludicrously well shot and Daddy Warbucks is the BEST. 10:04 PM Oct 22nd from txt
  14. http://twitpic.com/ma37x - 2:07 PM Oct 20th from TwitPic
  15. People who think that you actually need to know what an adjective is to do MadLibs are [RETARDED] 1:12 PM Oct 20th from mobile web
  16. I love when Smoothie King asks for my name when I'm the only one here. Will he notice that the name on my card isn't "Lamont Cranston"? 11:54 AM Oct 19th from txt
  17. Leaving Criminal Minds on but not actually watching it makes it sound like Fat Tony is DRAMATICALLY tracking serial killers. #andnowyouknow 8:00 PM Oct 18th from web
  18. Man, Kansas City and the 'Skins are putting on a clinic! 11:48 AM Oct 18th from txt
  19. You know what I got Tim McCarver for his birthday? A motherfucking mute button. 6:34 PM Oct 16th from web
  20. Two kids just derided me for liking CM Punk because he "got rid of Jeff Hardy." Kayfabe lives. 1:11 PM Oct 16th from mobile web