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JonnyHulatt

GodsAssociate Also this assumption that having a big penis is somehow good is a myth, God makes no mistakes. If you have a small penis embrace it. about 1 hour ago via web Retweeted by JonnyHulatt and 4 others
@Clo_Mini_Hughes Bit of mystery never hurt :) about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Clo_Mini_Hughes
@Clo_Mini_Hughes Sorry. (I'm not). about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Clo_Mini_Hughes
“@XSTROLOGY: A #Gemini always has swag.” This is exactly the kind of statement that makes people who genuinely believe in astrology mongs. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
I have to say, I do like rain when it bothers to be biblical proper rain that you can smell from indoors like in Lost. #TippingItDown about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@JessHarvey1991 If they were asking collectively it only counts once. #rules about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JessHarvey1991
@Cony_Beare Whoever wrote 'The Rules' needs a swift kick to his gentleman's region. Because that's arse :) x about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Cony_Beare
@GodsAssociate Why did they suspend you? I thought parody accounts were all good! about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to GodsAssociate
3 days bitchezzz. instagr.am/p/LP945Ol-AT/ about 7 hours ago via Instagram
@_xpwincessbeth XL Bacon Double Cheeseburger #nomnomnom xx about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to _xpwincessbeth
It appears @Emma_Lou96 is unaware of how Twitter works, as shown by her sending me a DM when she isn't following me so I can't reply :) about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPad
@OliAskew Not busy anymore because my mate became ill partway through the evening. Possibly too late to fix your bitterness though. about 23 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to OliAskew
So you want to be a Professional Celebrity. Fine. Do you have to be deluded too? Alex Reid wants to do Eurovision - bit.ly/KrkqLO about 23 hours ago via Tweet Button
DomsWildThings You know what's rubbish about #gameofthrones ? When it ends and another show comes on. 10:48 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by JonnyHulatt and 561 others
Looked at godvine.com for 30 seconds. Got angry. Not letting it ruin my good mood, as I'm 3 days away from a week off - woo hoo! 6:58 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
The Notebook of Love. So many clichés, so little desire to read them in endless sodding retweets. 6:13 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
@Kimmarsh02 You reminded me of a dream I had last night. I drank a whole carton of OJ. Can't remember when I last had OJ. Now craving OJ x 12:16 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Kimmarsh02
A photographer has alleged that he was 'physically battered' by Justin Bieber. Definitely true. It's WAY too embarrassing to be made up. 3:14 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
“God's rules cover facial hair, tattoos, & mixed fabrics, yet god clearly forgot to ban rape & slavery." 2:53 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
@TomChivers That's a polite way of putting it! #perfecttelly 2:40 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TomChivers

Name Jonny Hulatt
Location Northampton
Bio I'm a rock star trapped in a geek's body. Or the other way round, I'm not sure. I do thoughts at http://jonnyhulatt.blogspot.co.uk/