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  1. can't even seem to work under pressure. Gonna be a tricky 2 weeks!
  2. All of a sudden misses his beard.
  3. is writing about Damien Rice and getting thoroughly emotional while doing so. Note to self: I. AM. MAN!
  4. This is amazing! http://www.guardian.co.uk/u...
  5. @Jennifer_piail it could just be 11 months late...?
  6. is gutted for Ireland. henry, what is french for va-va-prick?
  7. Xcerts were inspiring. The idea of court in 6 hours is not.
  8. "why can't I get a bird like that?"
  9. has been made mad by NMEs top 100. I think they get it wrong on purpose these days.
  10. @NickCarvell thanks God I'm not alone!
  11. anyone remumba Samantha Mumba?
  12. @estellashardlow if you tell weird old bearded journo guy he might go shout inappropriately at someone for you.
  13. didn't deserve that
  14. Rugby? Then football? On terrestial? Goodbye uni work!
  15. @chrisgower the idea of you having an army of twittering monkeys is truly terrifying. Don't invade london yet, I don't have enough bananas
  16. i loving the Aerogramme tonight. It adds meaning to my shitty article.
  17. @Hollieeloise 999.
  18. @rhiannon_88 Nice.
  19. @rhiannon_88 I cant believe it! At first I thought it was all bullocks. Crumbled damn it.
  20. hopes David Dimbleby gets well soon and is resisting bullock inspired puns.