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  1. You might be extreme if you sold your car to buy your rack!
  2. You might be extreme if your rack cost more than your car...
  3. It is not enough for a man to know how to ride; he must know how to fall. ~Mexican Proverb
  4. See what kiting can do for you. After all… sometimes life is better with strings attached.
  5. "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." - Albert Einstein
  6. The human body is really rather remarkable. Pat a man on his back, he gets a swollen head.
  7. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
  8. "It's the magic in risking everything for a dream that no-one sees but you."
  9. "Superhuman effort isn't worth a damn unless it achieves results." — Ernest Shackleton.
  10. "I never in my life gave up anything that I once undertook" - the Duke of Wellington
  11. "It is better to go skiing and think of God, than go to church and think of sport." — Fridtjof Nansen
  12. If you want to have anything said, ask a man. If you want to have anything done, ask a woman. Margaret Thatcher !!!
  13. Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten. B. F. Skinner
  14. Lo que mas me importa es vivir - What matters to me most is to live: Spanish poet - Federico Garcia Lorca - killed in the Spanish Civil War
  15. In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria! Ben. Franklin
  16. And I to save my soul again would tramp to sunsets grand, with sad eyed mates across the plains, to never never land...
  17. When angry, count a hundred; when very angry, swear - Mark Twain
  18. Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. And today? Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.
  19. "A fool and his money are soon separated"
  20. "It ar'n't that I loves the fox less, but that I loves the 'ound more" - R.S. Surtees 1803-1864