JonathanMerde
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12:50 AM Aug 19th
from Twibbon
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RICK STEIN: this wannabe Keith Floyd eschews booze for a bitching Far East locale, tho' Chalky the dog is now off the menu; culinarylingus
7:26 AM Jul 14th
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MJ: from "black" soul r'n'b pop songs to platinum coloured skin, ends his days in a gold-plated coffin; mourning bling?
9:58 AM Jul 7th
from web
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RAFFLE: a prize draw in which contestants vye to win a place at a pop star's funeral - how post-ironic.
12:40 PM Jul 3rd
from web
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@ It's my raison d'etre, though I do approve of blockbusters.
9:14 AM Jul 3rd
from web
in reply to noalterego
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We don't COOK anymore, we watch over-weening hair wax merchants make saucy ejaculations over plates, ruining ever more exotic ingredients.
6:19 AM Jul 3rd
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@ A sound point well put. Primary School Teachers: the human equivalent of a cress sandwich, which they then teach us how to make
10:03 AM Jun 30th
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in reply to noalterego
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MICHAEL JACKSON: a man-cub of chameleonic hue, this Peter Pan of Pop traded his moonwalk mojo for face-masks and monkey-fondling madness
10:27 AM Jun 29th
from web
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We don't KNOW things anymore; instead, we suckle the heaving dugs of that uber-info node, Wikipedia, and recite "facts".
1:43 AM Jun 28th
from web
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POINT BREAK: proto 'bro-mance': paradoxical hippy alpha male & FBI beefcake get their drip on to see who's more of a "dude!"; surf'n'turd
10:45 PM Jun 23rd
from web
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And on the 8th day God created OPRAH, saying go unto the poor and the sinning and heal them by throwing exorbitant baby showers...
11:33 PM Jun 22nd
from web
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HUFFINGTON POST: news presented as chintz curtains, with fluff mongered in typical tabloid fashion: Shock & Awesome! Fluffington Post
4:08 AM Jun 22nd
from web
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CHEWING GUM: this ruminant ruse has mastication as a metaphor for our modern cud-like morsels; sheep-chic for the woolly-minded
10:51 PM Jun 21st
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@ And what were the findings of your research?
2:03 AM Jun 17th
from web
in reply to noalterego
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People don't "search" anymore, they Google, which is as insidious as to ogle, but with added Go!
10:53 PM Jun 16th
from web
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@ Makemake Long Time?
12:04 PM Jun 16th
from web
in reply to AIannucci
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@ Your call. However, I was under the impression that I was satirising someone. Jonathan Meades doesn't critique Rich Tea Biscuits.
3:43 AM Jun 16th
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in reply to Glinner
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RT: @ ALL NEW In Like Thropplenoggin! Part X: Blue-titted Brouhaha "boshmongering at its finest!" Ha'Penny
3:28 AM Jun 15th
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RICHARD QUEST: if the BBC's Stephen Sackur married Emily Shyte and opted for a double-barrel surname, you'd have this man: Sackur-Shyte.
1:37 AM Jun 15th
from web
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BLUE-SKY THINKING: this insidious phrase offers a short-cut to glass half-full optimism in just 15 letters; I say, reap the whirlwind!
12:10 AM Jun 15th
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- Name Jonathan Merde
- Location Esoteric Piece-to-Camera Land
- Web http://positennui...
- Bio One-man cultural no-no picking at the fetid carcass of "haute culture"
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