JonathanLDavis
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@ Turns your soul into a rainbow.
about 10 hours ago
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in reply to stephennap
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@ Wouldn't want to have a Thanksgiving treat out of that girl's mouth, I'll tell you that.
about 16 hours ago
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in reply to stephennap
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I saw United 93 and Squid and the Whale tonight. Good movies, now excuse me while I throw myself off a roof.
11:48 PM Nov 28th
from web
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@ That was a good movie. Should I see anything else tonight?
7:26 PM Nov 28th
from web
in reply to stephennap
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Watching United 93. I haven't had this much fun since Schindler's List.
5:57 PM Nov 28th
from UberTwitter
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I am going to do my own audio book of "Eat, Pray, Love" in the style of a gay, male, small town sheriff.
11:27 AM Nov 28th
from web
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Are the Hostess ads canon? And if not, why not?
6:53 PM Nov 27th
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@ that is one of my favorite quotes from Maharishi.
3:43 PM Nov 27th
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in reply to urbanbarbarian
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Once you wish upon a celebrity, your dreams will come true!
1:00 PM Nov 27th
from web
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Am watching Motorcycle Diaries. Pretending to be emotionally and intellectually engaged. Secretly bored.
9:38 PM Nov 26th
from UberTwitter
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Eating a drumstick. Skeptically.
6:36 PM Nov 26th
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The best ride is still Pirates. Worst ride is Star Tours, which was referred to by my company as the "space Enron" ride. Kinda odd.
6:22 PM Nov 26th
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It doesn't matter if you are old or young, ugly or attractive, have nice boobs or crappy boobs, Disneyland treats u the same.
5:49 PM Nov 26th
from UberTwitter
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Leila on the Star Wars ride: "I hate the future."
3:46 PM Nov 26th
from UberTwitter
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I'm at Disneyland for Thanksgiving. Does the Pirates ride count as boating?
1:08 PM Nov 26th
from UberTwitter
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Best part of my birthday so far: converting to Christianity!
6:18 PM Nov 25th
from UberTwitter
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Thanks to my special friends who I only know on Twitter: @ and @ Internet friends unite!
6:08 PM Nov 25th
from web
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@ I'm thankful for you finally telling the truth to the American people!
5:14 PM Nov 25th
from web
in reply to JoeNBC
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@ It's a bit fiscally tight at the studios right now. Those meeting with her head won't happen till after the new year
5:13 PM Nov 25th
from web
in reply to joshacagan
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@ Someone should do a comic called 1762 and it should be about the first year of sandwiches.
8:59 PM Nov 24th
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in reply to CBCebulski
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- Name Jonathan Davis
- Location Los Angeles
- Bio Writer. Sass machine.
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