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JonathanADodds

  1. Don't leave money on your car dashboard in the sun. I did, and now have an Indiana Jones baddie-style coin burn in the palm of my hand.
  2. New immigration policy: if the Euro falls, only migrants from countries who voted for UK in #Eurovision will be allowed entry
  3. Sadly, the rumour of a #Eurovision party outside Nick Clegg's house is NOT true
  4. @IanCharlesPhoto Sure, but with a one-person-on-stage rule
  5. Quite like to see #Sweden or #Iceland winners, but for totally different reasons #Eurovision
  6. Great Britain, start your kettles #Eurovision
  7. From Deadwood to Simon Cowell??? #Eurovision
  8. Qudos to the person who greased the stage ahead of Jedward's performance #Eurovision
  9. @IanCharlesPhoto Strangling the cat must be a Turkish custom
  10. Greece's entry will be auctioning off their clothes on eBay after the show. Either that or it's a long walk home #Eurovision
  11. "We want you to go... go" Better luck next year Norway #eurovision
  12. Shit, where's my glow stick #Eurovision