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Jon_Schwarz

  1. Bro is killing it panhandling at the Del Taco drive thru.
  2. I'm a professional cynic but my hearts not in it.
  3. Our shoot is being screwed by the eclipse. Damn you mother nature!
  4. Double decker bicycle guy, in a different time and place you'd be juggling sticks at a renaissance festival.
  5. @kwankref why make yourself pick?
  6. @miralew : Khaleesi would be a good name for a cat.
  7. Say what you want about me but know this: I can clap REALLY loud.
  8. Any night that begins with melted cheese and ends with Guns and Roses videos is alright in my book.
  9. I wonder how many high school bands are named cobra kai.
  10. What's the deal with short (usually Asian) girls and fat unhealthy looking Bulldogs?
  11. @dreamsequins lane ave.