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Jon_Kesselman

  1. bit.ly/KraOxE 4:29 AM May 21st via ifttt
  2. bit.ly/KuSqDU In about a week or so, Funny Or Die will release the full 6.5 minute sketch as written by the g... bit.ly/KuSqDU 8:36 AM May 18th via ifttt
  3. FunnyOrDie.com/m/6ub2 The premiere of my newest short: 'Sexy Daddy.' Written be Kevin McDonald and Dave... fb.me/1nU0pnVio 8:28 AM May 18th via Facebook
  4. bit.ly/M98RtH 5:59 AM May 13th via ifttt
  5. Okay. Breaking FaceTox™ briefly. Went to Chiropractor for bad back. Made it a billion times worse. In pain. Give me TLC, Facepeople. 1:40 PM May 10th via ifttt
  6. NY, NY? Anybody know a GREAT chiropractor in the City for the lower back? 8:55 AM May 8th via ifttt
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  9. A week ago, my MacBook was stolen. I just got a call that someone found it. Long, deep exhale. FInd My Mac works. 7:39 PM Apr 18th via ifttt
  10. Those who know me know that I dislike most things. With that being said, Cabin In The Woods ... Yes, THAT movie, is the best American mov... 2:39 AM Apr 13th via ifttt
  11. bit.ly/J1IG1F Mel -- stop raging at the Jews; even the drunken idiocy that seems to be Joe Ezsterhas, and jus... bit.ly/IGOYJ3 5:29 PM Apr 12th via ifttt
  12. I am back from my FaceTox™, but going to to try FB in moderation. Is there a function in which I can snort the pixels in my status update? 5:24 PM Apr 11th via ifttt
  13. My newest short film, the first true Kids In The Hall sketch (wit the exception of their 2008 comedy tour short... fb.me/1nOHDruIu 10:15 AM Apr 10th via Facebook
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  15. New Yorkers: I am looking to sublet/rent your 1 bedroom or studio apartment. I am looking to move May 1st or sooner. PM me if you have so... 3:54 PM Apr 9th via ifttt
  16. @prchrzdtr Sexy Daddy is wrapped. Post Production is underway! 9:05 PM Apr 3rd via web in reply to prchrzdtr
  17. @AvaJamshidi That wasn't a microphone. :) 9:04 PM Apr 3rd via web in reply to AvaJamshidi
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  • Bio I love each and everyone of you. Except you. You're kind of a prick.
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