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JonV

  1. My wife asked me what's a good song for a graduation ceremony. I told her Brick In the Wall by Pink Floyd. Teacher, leave them kids alone!
  2. They say penis size is relative to shoe size. That makes the fear of getting raped by a clown that much scarier.
  3. So @PokerStars is paying $750M to sign @PhilIvey...err...buy FTP?
  4. @KELLYCHOI by what they eat.
  5. @Willing2Die He's still one of the better commentators out there.
  6. Big ups to @JasonSomerville. Takes a lot of courage to come out in the world we live in.
  7. @MandaLeatherman Hah! you never come through on that threat! I ain't scurred!
  8. @MandaLeatherman At the store waiting for you to pick it up.
  9. Happy Valentines 2 those who r taken, almost taken, taken 4 granted, waiting to be taken, assumed to be taken, n who aren't taken seriously.
  10. @floydmayweather u should continue doing what u do best, beat up on girls, sucker punches, and ducking Pacman.
  11. @FloydMayweather Why are you a racist prick?
  12. @floydmayweather Which black players go from D-League DNPs to leading the Knicks to five straight wins?
  13. @floydmayweather Black players who went undrafted rack up at least 20 points and seven assists in each of their first four career starts?
  14. @floydmayweather Which black players outscore Kobe Bryant every night?