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  1. The giant blow-up union rat is sitting outside of our office building. It came into view as I was listening to 'Smell A Rat' by Sebadoh.
  2. Just got through the podcast of last week's Best Show On WFMU. My brain is now a skipping record. #jazzfart
  3. @lisajanepersky @spoony_c Hmm. Trying again. Not too thrilling. http://twitpic.com/rl57v
  4. The whole family just did Reddi-Whip hits. Right into the mouth. Classy crew we have here.
  5. @justsheano Agreed. Hey Shortz: 7 letters. Has two thumbs and will cock-punch you on sight?
  6. @thejohnhogan I am going to buy a leaf blower, go to my neighbor's house at 3 am, and do some yard work. Maybe even ask for payment?
  7. Hey! Will Shortz! Clue: "Head of lettuce." Answer: "E-L-L." Really? Bah! The Puzzle Master wears no clothes.
  8. Leaf-blowerrrrrrs!!! (Said with red face and steam shooting out of ears)
  9. Blockbuster Video in same building as XL Male clothing store. Seems like a Sweeney Todd-ish relationship to me.
  10. Susan Boyle #moderncarnacjokenames
  11. @spoony_c You're a New York Times noteable! http://twitpic.com/rb3um
  12. @lauriefrommiami Thought I'd reach out & let you know Jarvis Cocker is in Fantastic Mr. Fox. But I'm sure you already knew that.
  13. Digesting in Westport.
  14. So very distended.
  15. Hmm. According to Facebook, I have 40 friends in common with myself.
  16. Too bad The Chipmunks soundtrack was released years after the Waco standoff. So many lives would have been saved.
  17. RT @scratchbomb: I'm thankful that the Macy's parade keeps thousands of unemployed glockenspiel players off the street for one day
  18. The drive to CT will be enhanced by The Best Show podcast...punctuated by Taylor Swift to appease my daughter and The Chipmunks for my son.
  19. @justsheano Let me put it this way. If you use a diagonal strategy, you will defeat me in <1 minute. Answer your question?
  20. @senorcorazon Wow! Your cousin treats a round of Battleship like the Kobayashi Maru exercise. Brilliant!